The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread

[He Man]

i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/


Boo: Muse Lullaby

[RAT900]

Time is a construct of man

it is measured by our ability to perceive

our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere

we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive

we should get on with killing one another

stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here

This is brilliance....we can start a whole new religion around this singular statement of blinding clarity 

[RAT900]

i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/


Boo: Muse Lullaby

stuffed toy Fisher Cat

[lethe]

I didn't know you smoked dope. 

The scariest part about me is that I think up some wacky shit and yet don't do any drugs. My insanity is au naturale.

[The Architect]

She's gonna need a BIG box of band-aids.





I think if that bike didn't weight 6000 lbs he could save that.

[MikeZ]

You don't think that's one of those hi tech tank tops that will protect her?

[fastwin]

If he puts his knee down he might save it. I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone.

[DRKWNG]

I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone.

And a free exfoliation job on her hands. 

[spolic]

ouch.  just ouch.

[Latinbalar]

Come on don't you see her arm out she is just going to push it back up right.

[ryandalling]

Her back muscles look all knotted up... like they know what is about to happen....

[Speedbag]

They do....

<shudder>

[RAT900]

will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)

[Mother]

will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)

at least until they are both out of percocet

[RAT900]

at least until they are both out of percocet

yeah I think the big fissure will be

when he tries to turn her out for discounted rates (due to all the grafting work)

to fund his pill habit