WSBK Round 3-Valencia Spain (SuperPole spoilers!)

[Speeddog]

Ok, what's the weirdest part of this story? 

http://www.crash.net/world+superbikes/news/158754/1/fabrizio_solves_valencia_brake_problem.html

Head Mechanic <whispers>: "Ernesto, we didn't find anything wrong with the brakes."

Ernesto <whispers>: " Shit. Alright. "

Ernesto: " Fabrizio, we found the problem with your brakes. The Flux capacitor was shorted, so we replaced it. "

Fabrizio: " Great! Now I can ride fast again! "

[gm2]

Harry Hogge: Cole, the pace car is ready to duck on off, I don't have much time to tell you this.
Cole Trickle: Well, tell me how?
Harry Hogge: Because we have a really good set of matched tires on it.
Tim Daland: What?
Cole Trickle: What?
Harry Hogge: Those tires are matched perfect and staggered special.
Tim Daland: You're gonna get him killed!
Harry Hogge: The pace car is getting ready to duck on off. If you go to the outside, you CAN hold it.
Cole Trickle: All right Harry, when it comes to the car, I'll take your word.

[DCXCV]

Ok, what's the weirdest part of this story? 

http://www.crash.net/world+superbikes/news/158754/1/fabrizio_solves_valencia_brake_problem.html

That Fab has groin pain from riding the "1998"?

[Spidey]

We have a winnah!

Before lunch Fabrizio was suffering from a severe groin pain and, satisfied with the work done up until then, he preferred to conclude testing early in order to seek medical advice and rest so as to be in good shape for the next race at Assen.