things one should never do

[Grampa]

ask Danny Bonaduce anything.

kick a midget. (no matter how tempting it is)

buy underwear at Goodwill.

hump a hedgehog. ( Ron or animal)

Have Tupac fix your teeth (  http://www.wellness.com/dir/2071239/dentist/ca/bakersfield/robert-g-tupac-dds-fa-cp-inc)

fix the effect. (fix the cause)

use a baby as relationship paste.

buy a tv on credit.

[optiato]

use a baby as relationship paste.

+11tyb

I don't have any children but I see it all the time.

How about... buy a track bike instead of the down payment on the house you were going to buy.

[mitt]

adults wearing crocs & shorts

[Grampa]

buy tickets to a mime opera.

lick electrical wires or a payphone handset.

toss a 9volt battery into a pile of steelwool.

loan Doug Henning money.

[darylbowden]

adults wearing crocs & shorts

Why narrow it that far?  If you wear Crocs, you deserve to be eaten by one.  No matter your age, gender, country of origin - there is no excuse. And if you wear them with socks?  A spooning.

[Grampa]

pick Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night

say "get'r done"

buy anything from pajamagram for fathersday. (hint)

wear shorts to court.

answer the question "what are you thinking" truthfully.

[TiAvenger]

sell your monster

think of Joel as anything but a big kid

[Jobu]

Why narrow it that far?  If you wear Crocs, you deserve to be eaten by one.  No matter your age, gender, country of origin - there is no excuse. And if you wear them with socks?  A spooning.

Never watch the "Sex and the City" movie.   

[Gearhead_42]

go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line?

leave your wingman?

[zarn02]

answer "can that thing do a burnout?" with "i don't see why not." (then redline it, and dump the clutch.)

send important documents overseas with USPS (don't ask how i know... )

watch any of the films reviewed in somethingawful's "horrors of porn" section.

[Grampa]

wear legwarmers.

chew your toenails.

make the minimum payment.

make things fair for kids.

buy cheese in a alley.

marry a carny.

[Pakhan]

Try to blow up a wasp's nest in a cinder block wall with 10 M80s and look in the dark hole when you don't hear the bang fast enough and become temporarily blinded with wasp corpses and cinder block.  (ask me when I was 10 how I know  )

[Grampa]

grab your dads junk

pee in your leathers (it's not the same as a wetsuit)

have your friend punch you in the face, to get out of work, and go to an Echo and the Bunnymen concert. (just call in sick)

Iron naked.

buy a tattoo off the rack.

[Bun-bun]

Shoot a BB gun straight at a brick wall.

Go tour with the Dead with another girl because your GF said it was O.K.

Let your buddy borrow your (bike, car, GF, anything you value).

[swerdna]

Paris Hilton.