Foods that DONT agree with you...

[RAT900]

After eating dog, monkey, and horse meat burgers, nothing disagrees with me. 

clearly you have never dined excessively at White Castle 

[kopfjäger]

clearly you have never dined excessively at White Castle 

Had some double cheese Krystal's tonite. 

[Buckethead]

isnt  black coffee great for clearing the system out?

One cup: I'm fine.

Two cups: OUT OF MY WAY! I HAVE TO POOP!

[RAT900]

Does bourbon count as food?  

Absolutely!!

It is at its best served as a salad substitute

especially when the evening's menu plan calls for White Castle Slider entree  

proper palate conditioning for the meal is ensured by liberal repeated servings of Tap Beer aperitif at initial seating

and the following morning...when you are so hungover that even your hair hurts...do not...I repeat DO NOT attempt to pass gas...

while lying in bed moaning like a medieval battlefield casualty

this is a dangerous game called Rectal Roulette wherein you never know if there is a live round in the chamber...

instead err to the side of caution and move to the throne room,

seat yourself and ponder which is exploding more egregiously...your head or your ass

[Grappa]

I love strawberries and pineapple, but whenever I eat them I get holes in my mouth within a few days.  Too much raw tomato does the same thing.  Sucks.

[Revax30]

Interesting dislikes.  One of my favorite Saturday afternoon snacks is PB&J(or honey) with a big glass of milk and a big plate of cut carrots and green peppers.

White Castle don't both me, but my wife has been known to leave the room after I indulge.   

My dislike/problem food is cheap beer and mayonnaise.  Not convenient as there is a conspiracy in the US to get us to eat Mayo. Sure fire way to get double mayo on a sandwich is to ask them to leave it off.   

[badgalbetty]

The only food that I cannot eat is absolutely everything cooked by my ex. I had never seen anyone burn a boiled egg until we married....Still that just goes to prove that there really is a first time for everything!
Happy July fourth!
BGB

[hihhs]

Coconut...
Causes all sorts of little problems, like not being able to breath.
Sadly, my SO "accidently" gives me something with coconut in it about once a year.
Last month it was soap with coconut oil as the second ingredient. By the time I got to work, I looked like a mutant with leprosy. I actually have a scar where my watch sort of rubbed it in.
Stupid coconut...

[cduarte]

After eating dog, monkey, and horse meat burgers, nothing disagrees with me. 

well, after porcupine, dried fish, marara (goat stomach linings), african fruit bat sauce, field rat sauce, fried grasshoppers and grubs, I could almost say the same, but balut is just nasty

[rgramjet]

I am dying to try Balut!

[cyrus buelton]

isnt  black coffee great for clearing the system out?

Coffee is a stimulant that makes you have bowel movements, not necessarily a laxative.

Just like nicotine can be.



I really don't have any foods that instantly and always give me the shits. I will get it from random stuff at times.

However, I think I have some reaction to that disinfectant rinse some restaurants use on lettuce.

We'd always go for pizza at this place and I could barely make it back to work before having severe issues.

It only happened when I had the salad, so the next time we went there I inquired their process and they did use some sort of disinfectant rinse on the lettuce.

I try to eat at places that I know do not use it purely based on my skewed opinion of the joint.

[Preisker]

I used to be able to eat anything, in any amounts that I wanted (I used to be a weed smoker).    Now, everything kicks my a$$.   I absolutely love Pizza and soda, preferably an all meat pizza, but if I eat it after about 1 in the afternoon, I'll be burping it up at 2 the next morning.   Actually, anything with Tomato sauce in it.   Love spaghetti, too, but later in the day, it will kill me that night. 

Now it's the purple pill, or omeprazole, or tums, or rolaids.    I can't believe how many pills I take now.  And most don't do a damn thing.

[Stella]

Scallops.

Not deadly but I feel like I'm dying even if a microscopic drop of its juice is ingested.

With the exception of a bad batch of oysters that put me in a hospital near Westchester County, no other seafood causes any issues, fortunately!

[rgramjet]

seat yourself and ponder which is exploding more egregiously...your head or your ass

We USED to have wicker waste baskets in our bathrooms.  Until such an event.  Now, its all plastic, all the time!

[Triple J]

Cantelope. Give it a couple hours and I'm in serious need of a throne.

Carrots make my mouth and throat itch lke crazy, and I get small lumps (hives?) on my lips. Luckily I don't like carrots too much anyway.

Really spicy food...esapecially Thai & Indian...can have serious, almost immediate, consequences. Think Along Came Polly. Unfortunately I really like spicy food. 

Nothing used to bother me. Then I got Salmonella from chicken wings in college. Nothing has been the same since.