The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[KnightofNi]

hi everybody...

22oz beers - dinner = drunkled knight

now i just have to find a way to brew tastier beer (and put enough proming sugar in to carbonate it properly  )

[Ash]

hey at least you're badass enough to brew your own!  props!    

[KnightofNi]

hey at least you're badass enough to brew your own!  props!    

my ass is decent. so it's not bad in the good way

i also wash it regularly and try not to fart too often in mixed company so it's not bad in that way.


and the beer doesn't give me the shits so its not bad because of the beer.


wait....what?

[Grampa]

bier
99
on das wall

[eltristo]

Happy Canada Day, Duc Monkeys!  Celebrate with a Molson XXX, or Canadian if necessary.  Report results as necessary.   

[Ash]

my ass is decent. so it's not bad in the good way

i also wash it regularly and try not to fart too often in mixed company so it's not bad in that way.


and the beer doesn't give me the shits so its not bad because of the beer.


wait....what?

<reads post>


blink.


<pops tylenol>




damn you!!


<shakes fist emphatically>

[KnightofNi]

why are you angry at me?

[zarn02]

holy shit...

. . .

i went out with my canadian coworkers for canada day.

i don't really remember coming back to my motel room. (/[thumbsup])

i hope i managed to not make an ass of myself, eh?

[Ash]

why are you angry at me?

it makes the sex tolerable

[Ash]

i hope i managed to not make an ass of myself, eh?

how does one make an ass of himself in canaduh?

yeah, thought so. 

[Duck-Stew]

Widmer hefeweizen is good shit....  Hopefuly I will be better tzmorrow.

[El Matador]

hmmm I guess drinkiung 6 bittles of wine with my dadm ight not have been such a good idea. I'm so plastererd that i'm sure ill regret PWD tomorrow,,,

[teddy037.2]

CDN beers aplenty!

it was only moosehead, though... nobody seems to be bringin' in the good good stuff, but whatever. it gets the job done.


just hope I can sleep tonight. 

[KnightofNi]

and the drinking continues...i decided to make a treat for the 4th of july party that i prob won't actually go to.

pineapple soaked in coconut rum

i had more rum than i needed, and i just happened to buy pineapple juice to go with it.

i'm geographically single for the next 5 days so i can do whatever i want. tonight it's fruity drinks...now if only i had some of those little umbrellas.

[teddy037.2]

eegah!

happy hour is evil. 

I need to eat something, but I am home and have nothing... lame...