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Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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teddy037.2


Ash

Quote from: msincredible on July 04, 2008, 07:24:27 PM
Don't forget the other idea we had for her in a couple of weeks time. ;) [evil]

that idea is grrrrrrrreat!     ;)

eltristo

Quote from: Ash on July 05, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
that idea is grrrrrrrreat!     ;)

You can't just leave us hangin' like that, especially when there is a blow up doll involved!
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

Quote from: elTreesto on July 05, 2008, 10:51:19 AM
You can't just leave us hangin' like that, especially when there is a blow up doll involved!

ohhhh, yes he can!

zarn02

man...

shit doesn't close here. i went out drinking friday night. didn't really get out until about 1:00 or 1:30... when we went home it was light out.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

vwboomer

Didja ever have a 'tweener drink? Like you're in between having too little for 1 drink, and too much for 2 drinks? Those always go horribly wrong.
So after the local compact car enduro a have a couple beers then head home. Hrm. I have bottle of Laphroaig that's almost gone. So I grab a pint glass (what else?) and pour a little in there. but theres not much left in the bottle. so I pour a little more. well, it's almost gone now, so I dump the rest in.

[drink]

and here I am, roughly 8 ounces later! wooo!
The stuff's ok, but I like several other scotches better.
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

Buckethead

Psssssst...

I have a secret.

Sailor Jerry....

Mixed with Coke...

It's delicious.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

zarn02

Quote from: vwboomer on July 06, 2008, 10:03:04 PM
Didja ever have a 'tweener drink? Like you're in between having too little for 1 drink, and too much for 2 drinks? Those always go horribly wrong.

<cut>

and here I am, roughly 8 ounces later! wooo!
The stuff's ok, but I like several other scotches better.

i've had more than a few nights go sideways due to this phenomenon.

and i enjoy laphroig. much big smoke for me. [thumbsup]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

vwboomer

lol so this morning (ok it's 1230) i notice that it should have been too much for ONE drink, but too little for TWO drinks.
hah
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

teddy037.2

reporting for duty, cap'n!

much guinness and whiskey tonight.

and the associated stress from chatting up a cute chick. but whatever.

vwboomer

Well, I WAS drunk. I think.
Got 2 hours of sleep after work yesterday morning, then went out on our union golf outing. Got dropped off and went to bed....sometime. Woke up at the crack of 930am today. 1 missed call on my phone. hm. So I call him back and said "hey I see I missed your call last night, what's up." And he says "um, yeah we were just tryin to find your phone"
lol
ah good times.
2005 S4R - Sato, PM, CC, Sargeant
2005 GasGas FSE450
2004 Honda VFR

Buckethead

Quote from: vwboomer on July 13, 2008, 08:59:19 AM
Well, I WAS drunk. I think.
Got 2 hours of sleep after work yesterday morning, then went out on our union golf outing. Got dropped off and went to bed....sometime. Woke up at the crack of 930am today. 1 missed call on my phone. hm. So I call him back and said "hey I see I missed your call last night, what's up." And he says "um, yeah we were just tryin to find your phone"
lol
ah good times time travel.

Fixed.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

zarn02

just got back from a weekend at the beach.

spent saturday drinking soju, and getting terribly sunburned at some thing called "mud festival."

i don't want to go to work. :P
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

teddy037.2

mmmm, soju...  :)

tonight's story? beer. lots and lots of beer.

by the end of the night, I paid for none of them. and it was a long night. how will I wake up for work today?

teddy037.2

WTF????

don't tell me I'm the only one who's been drinking all week...