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Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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Oldfisti

#3285
June 25, 2016, 08:49:40 PM
Cheap Irish whiskey and Coors Banquet FTW!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

#3286
June 25, 2016, 10:45:24 PM
Still winning!    ;)


[drink] [shot]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DarkMonster620

#3287
July 17, 2016, 11:53:26 AM
Jekioi . . think the drings fot yo me . .

dee tyaou'kk kalter
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Randimus Maximus

#3288
July 17, 2016, 12:01:28 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on July 17, 2016, 11:53:26 AM
Jekioi . . think the drings fot yo me . .

dee tyaou'kk kalter

Sunday Funday?

[beer]

Popeye the Sailor

#3289
August 21, 2016, 09:49:51 PM
make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backsity make the beast with two backs.

Sell you lousy sonofapregnant dog.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#3290
September 30, 2016, 07:02:09 PM Last Edit: September 30, 2016, 07:12:04 PM by ducpainter

NH martini glass. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


ducpainter

#3291
September 30, 2016, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on August 21, 2016, 09:49:51 PM
make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backs make the beast with two backsity make the beast with two backs.

Sell you lousy sonofapregnant dog.
That good?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#3292
September 30, 2016, 07:32:09 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 30, 2016, 07:02:09 PM
NH martini glass. ;D

I was thinking this.

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ducpainter

#3293
September 30, 2016, 07:41:48 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on September 30, 2016, 07:32:09 PM
I was thinking this.


Wrong again dear...  :P

I'm, personally, fighting the urge to eat the last Klondike bar...

real world issues. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#3294
September 30, 2016, 07:42:56 PM
EAT IT!!! EAT IT!!!
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Duck-Stew

#3295
April 03, 2020, 03:09:20 PM
Noah’s Mill Kentucky Bourbon...  So good.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Randimus Maximus

#3296
April 03, 2020, 05:09:23 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on April 03, 2020, 03:09:20 PM
Noah’s Mill Kentucky Bourbon...  So good.

It's pretty early, Stu!

Duck-Stew

#3297
April 03, 2020, 08:49:05 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 03, 2020, 05:09:23 PM
It's pretty early, Stu!

I thought this was a judgement free zone...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Howie

#3298
April 03, 2020, 09:27:43 PM
Never too early.  If in doubt just call it the rest of yesterday :P

Gotta try that Noah's Mill!

Duck-Stew

#3299
April 03, 2020, 09:43:00 PM
Quote from: howie on April 03, 2020, 09:27:43 PM
Never too early.  If in doubt just call it the rest of yesterday :P

Gotta try that Noah's Mill!

Yes!! Thx Howie.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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