The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[Buckethead]

"Your ass is mine, burger punk!" 

Gosling's and coke to start 'er off right, then switching to beer once the taste buds are useless.

[teddy037.2]

"Your ass is mine, burger punk!" 

Gosling's and coke to start 'er off right, then switching to beer once the taste buds are useless.

was thinking about opening that bin 389...

not really in a beery mood right now

hmmmmm

[toaster]

hooray for having a reason to post in this thread.  my buddys 21st was today and they provided the alcohol.  beer pong + drinking games + more beer pong + more drinking games = a very drunk me.  the wife was the "designated dave" so now im home and intoxicated and having fun.

ps.  the buddy who was celebrating his 21st rides a triumph (and makes jokes about my monster), but were not gonna hold that against him.

[Buckethead]

For his sake, I hope he's more drunk than you are.

No one should remember their 21st.

[Buckethead]

was thinking about opening that bin 389...

not really in a beery mood right now

hmmmmm

Bin 389, you say?

What does this bin contain?

Also, plans change. Upon further inspection, the Gosling's mixes better with some over sugar. Sprite it is.

[teddy037.2]

Bin 389, you say?

What does this bin contain?

Also, plans change. Upon further inspection, the Gosling's mixes better with some over sugar. Sprite it is.

penfolds... cab/shiraz blend, and everything you would expect it to be 

polished off the night w/more than a handful of guinness pints.

most things considered, it's been a good day.

[Ash]

MOJITOS!!!!!!!!!!

<takes pants off and runs around bar>

[teddy037.2]

MOJITOS!!!!!!!!!!

<takes pants off and runs around bar>

woohooo! pantsless asian chicks!!! 

[Ash]

you only think about one thing! i hate us! 

[toaster]

For his sake, I hope he's more drunk than you are.

No one should remember their 21st.

he was definitely more drunk than anyone there.  ive never seen someone puke 5 times in one night... and keep drinking.  by the time i left he had thrown up at least 5 times but was still drinking.  he said it was a "volume" puke and not a "drunk" puke but i dont know.  he did survive the night and sent me a text the next morning saying he felt very horrible.

[Buckethead]

he was definitely more drunk than anyone there.  ive never seen someone puke 5 times in one night... and keep drinking.  by the time i left he had thrown up at least 5 times but was still drinking.  he said it was a "volume" puke and not a "drunk" puke but i dont know.  he did survive the night and sent me a text the next morning saying he felt very horrible.

Mission accomplished. 

[teddy037.2]

you only think about one thing! i hate us! 

nachos?

[eltristo]

nachos?

It may be cheezy, but it ain't nachos! 

[teddy037.2]

It may be cheezy, but it ain't nachos! 

bacon taters, then?

[Ash]

It may be cheezy, but it ain't nachos! 

i'll have you know i keep my goodies trim n clean