The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[The Bacon Junkie]

Nope, just following your lead. 

 

[eltristo]

Strange...  Your cravings you have more to do with little Thai boys than booze.   

Mixers.


But seriously, bought some beer.  And champagne.  Just in case.

[kopfjäger]

Stella Artois and Patron tonight. 

[DRKWNG]

No more cigar so no more bourban.  For now.   

[eltristo]

Bourban?  Is that like French Bourbon?

[DRKWNG]

No, more like had three REALLY strong beers already bourban. 

 

[eltristo]

Good thing I got that champagne.  Dinner tonight was a luverly sammich of sliced seared filet mignon, and what goes better with a nice sammich than a bottle o' bubbly?

[kopfjäger]

Good thing I got that champagne.  Dinner tonight was a luverly sammich of sliced seared filet mignon, and what goes better with a nice sammich than a bottle o' bubbly?

I hear it's all the rage in the finer restuarants. 

[zarn02]

"Moderately priced domestic non-vintage champagne? How did you know?"

[KnightofNi]

so sat started out wiht a half liter of Schnieder Aventinus. it then moved onot a bottle of the Schneider Aventinus Eisbock.
that was followed by another half liter bottle or 2 of the regular Aventinus.

then I couldn't taste anymore so i moved onto a can of miller lite.

once inside the stadium we went for 22oz cups of corona. i have no idea how many i consumed, but it was enough to get me drunkled to the point of wanting a smoke.

i wound up having to go to a bar after the game so i could sober up.
i made kath drive and on the way there i crawled intot he back seat of my car, with the top down and then stood up on the seat and told kath to hit the gas. on I95. starting at 60mph.

in a kilt.


sorry to everyone that we passed who saw my ass. 

[The Bacon Junkie]

so sat started out wiht a half liter of Schnieder Aventinus. it then moved onot a bottle of the Schneider Aventinus Eisbock.
that was followed by another half liter bottle or 2 of the regular Aventinus.

then I couldn't taste anymore so i moved onto a can of miller lite.

once inside the stadium we went for 22oz cups of corona. i have no idea how many i consumed, but it was enough to get me drunkled to the point of wanting a smoke.

i wound up having to go to a bar after the game so i could sober up.
i made kath drive and on the way there i crawled intot he back seat of my car, with the top down and then stood up on the seat and told kath to hit the gas. on I95. starting at 60mph.

in a kilt.


sorry to everyone that we passed who saw my ass. 

Well done, Sir! 

I've done some pretty crazy/stupid shit on I-95 back in the day. Difference was, I was sober. 

Where on I-95 were you?

[kopfjäger]

I just found another beer in the bottom of the fridge. Yeah. 

[eltristo]

I just found a bunch of free tequila at the local dispensary.  Woooo!

[kopfjäger]

I just found a bunch of free tequila at the local dispensary.  Woooo!

[KnightofNi]

Well done, Sir! 

I've done some pretty crazy/stupid shit on I-95 back in the day. Difference was, I was sober. 

Where on I-95 were you?

we were going north past the airport.