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the_Journeyman

#2070
January 08, 2011, 10:08:14 PM
Sailor Jerry.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Buckethead

#2071
January 08, 2011, 10:17:25 PM
I was out with some friends today. We stopped by Costco and I saw "Blue Agave Sweetener." I couldn't help but think of all the delicious tequila that could have been, but was instead destined for a "low glycemic index sweetener."

:'(

Maybe I should rescue some bottles and use them as a home-brew extract base...

[coffee]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

krolik

#2072
January 09, 2011, 12:42:56 AM
I'm drinking
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

DRKWNG

#2073
January 09, 2011, 05:01:19 AM
Pre-drunk post:

Need more rum.

Bick

#2074
January 09, 2011, 02:17:36 PM
Made a new friend last night...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#2075
January 09, 2011, 02:29:58 PM
wish i had the spirits to go make friends ... have the 'want' just not the 'will' ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DesmoLu

#2076
January 09, 2011, 10:34:56 PM
I recently acquired this friend and am still wondering what to do with it - I've never been much for cocktails but she seems like I should be able to do some interesting things with her...

teddy037.3

#2077
January 11, 2011, 12:05:10 AM
tito's vodka is pretty good.

damn shame the 750 only has 750 in it...


it's way too late to start drinking tequila

the_Journeyman

#2078
January 16, 2011, 05:14:48 PM
Red Bull Cola + Cruzan light rum.  Is good.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Buckethead

#2079
January 16, 2011, 05:18:30 PM
Sailor Jerry + your choice of mixer = also good.

Ran out of Monster: Assault to mix with it.

Switched to Coke.

Still tasty.

Still working its magic.

[drink]

[thumbsup]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DarkMonster620

#2080
January 16, 2011, 05:44:42 PM
was hitting the beers and suddenly the game was over ... no idea what happened ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

fastwin

#2081
January 16, 2011, 05:53:02 PM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on January 11, 2011, 12:05:10 AM
it's way too late to start drinking tequila

Huh? Blasphemy. What yu sayin' Willis?? I'm in Texas. Tequila is like Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola!! [laugh] [beer] [bacon]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

teddy037.3

#2082
January 22, 2011, 11:22:22 PM
Quote from: oldfastwin on January 16, 2011, 05:53:02 PM
Huh? Blasphemy. What yu sayin' Willis?? I'm in Texas. Tequila is like Dr. Pepper or Coca Cola!! [laugh] [beer] [bacon]

dang, didn't realize y'all did bottles of vodka on work nights.

[bow_down]

next time i'll try harder

Rameses

#2083
January 23, 2011, 12:31:29 AM


you ever put on a coat to go outside and saysd


"the make the beast with two backs bro?"

Only to realixe it wanst a coat, btu a trashbag?

KnightofNi

#2084
January 23, 2011, 03:38:12 AM
i woke up at a friend's house snuggling her dog.

i parked my car around 30 mi away at a bar earlier in the night. i'm not entirely sure how my car got to her house, but i know i didn't drive. we were the only 2 there.


i hope that after i get some real sleep i'll piece more together.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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