The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[Buckethead]

In case any of you were wondering...

A cherry limeade from Sonic can cover the taste of an absolute make the beast with two backs ton of tequila.

[DarkMonster620]

Wife's hooked on Spritzers ... bought 4 bottles of white wine ... cheap kind, bout $2.99/bottle from Argentina and 4 1 liter bottles of 7Up ... someone's gonna have a hangover 2morrow ... and it's not me ...

[The Bacon Junkie]

Since I apparently passed out on Sac Duc and Polpetta's living room floor with 135 pounds of fluffy dog sitting on me, I wasn't able to post, so I'll do it now... (from what I remember...)

We knocked off at least 4 bottles of Prosecco between us. 

On top of that, I got into the Di Saronno mixed with homemade Limoncello.  I had a couple, maybe 2-3 of those.

Then I found the Bourbon... Woodford's.    Yeah, the Woodford's did me in. 

So, according to Carl, his dog Bobo was sitting on my head as I was inspecting the inside of my eyelids on the floor.  Good times! 

[zarn02]

I went to a pub crawl Saturday. While the drinking started around noon, I stayed pretty sober till around 9:00 or 9:30. Then things got turned up to 11.

The next morning I found this in my sent texts: "awezlree st tje moose."

I think that pretty well sums up the last parts of the evening.

[DarkMonster620]

I went to a pub crawl Saturday. While the drinking started around noon, I stayed pretty sober till around 9:00 or 9:30. Then things got turned up to 11.

The next morning I found this in my sent texts: "awezlree st tje moose."

I think that pretty well sums up the last parts of the evening.

it looks like a very very good evening ...

[Monsterlover]

I went to a pub crawl Saturday. While the drinking started around noon, I stayed pretty sober till around 9:00 or 9:30. Then things got turned up to 11.

The next morning I found this in my sent texts: "awezlree st tje moose."

I think that pretty well sums up the last parts of the evening.

[DRKWNG]

"awezlree st tje moose."

Who'd you send it to, and what was their reaction?

[zarn02]

My buddies wife. She'd texted me (he doesn't have a cell) to see where we were at, since she'd gotten off work and was going to join the crawl. Her response was "Are those words?"

Also, there is no bar in that town called 'Moose.'

There is a bar called 'The Noose.'

We weren't even at that bar.

[Monsterlover]

You didn't wake up in a bath tub with a Mike Tyson face tattoo did you?

[The Bacon Junkie]

...or missing a kidney?

[DarkMonster620]

or a new piercing..

[Randimus Maximus]

that is pretty awesome, Zarn!



Hope your head wasn't hurting too much the next day.

[Rufus120]

Not sure if I'm even drunk enough to qualify, but I would love to vent like crazy currently.  I will spare the board by just saying. FML

[KnightofNi]

i have missed a few times here.

but it was ok, i think it means i have a life outside of the internets. but not tonight!

tonight i are drunkled and coming here.

i love you guys. hahaha

[KnightofNi]

i just made a pb&j with marshmallow fluff for extra empty calories.


make the beast with two backs YOU DIET.



though the vodka i've been drinking doens't help either.
oops.


also..HI EVERYBODY!