No DMF emails?

[mostrobelle]

The spiders are certainly waging a little eight-legged war against me, but so far I have come out victorious...not unscathed, but victorious. 

[MendoDave]

How do I know you're not the spiders that have logged on?
When I was reminded how they can just come out of a wound in the hand, I figured it was all over for you.

[mostrobelle]

I'm tougher than I look.  I've taken out a good portion of their forces.  Gimme a newspaper and a can of Raid--I'm invincible. 

[TCK!]

Skipping straight to this page while drunk makes for a very interesting read.

[MendoDave]

Skipping straight to this page while drunk makes for a very interesting read.

The spiders find drunk people easy prey.