Can We Stop Pretending..

[NorDog]

...that submarines trying to be stealthy in Hollywood movies are actually pinging their sonar in a slow and steady repetition?

Heck, I've seen the steady sonar ping beat used in movies when there wasn't even a submarine involved in the story.

Then, the other day while channel surfing I came across "Widowmaker K19".  There was Hans Solo doing his best Soviet Sub Commander routine deep inside the conning tower of the sub.  Wasn't paying much attention, but I swear there was the sonar ping beat in the background.

But wait!

Hans goes topside.  Lo and behold, the damn sub was in drydock.

[brimo]

That we buy Christmas gifts because we love somebody, and not from some ingrained sense of obligation.

[SacDuc]

that McNuggets and chicken patties are food:


http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its

[kopfjäger]

That the spatula my father has (since I was a kid) that has 20 or more burn marks in it and the handle is half the original length is irreplaceable.

[DucofWestwood]

that i'm gonna sell the 1st bike, just as soon as i finish [insert]

that you really are going to start exercising THIS week

that your grand plan to consolidate/break-up the business is an original idea that's going to turn the place around, as opposed to just the opposite of whatever the last guy did

[The Bacon Junkie]

that rash will clear up on it's own

that the strippers actually like you

that Socal Monster owners actually go on rides (few exceptions)

[akmnstr]

That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!!   

IT'S in EVERY F****** commercial and/or movie!! 

Dude, I hear them all the time, Owls too,  but then I listen for em   



who     who who  whooooooooooo



Keeeeeeeeeeeea keeeeeeeeeeeeea


Okay back on subject
Someday I'm going to find a use for those duc OEM mufflers

Someday I'm going to need that original paper air filter that came with my monster
and was immediatly replaced with a K&N

Someday I'm going to wear that black Marlon Brando MC Jacket again

Someday I'm going to make flower pots of the collection of dated helmets and used MC tires

[Grampa]

I happen to like lets pretend time

[kopfjäger]

I happen to like lets pretend time

Cable guy?

[Grampa]

Cable guy?

I pretend I'm more interesting than I actually am

[Polpetta]

I happen to like lets pretend time

oh...alright so do I  

[kopfjäger]

I pretend I'm more interesting than I actually am

Underwater basket repairman?

[DoubleEagle]

....................i'm not really going ...to .........di..e.

[Grampa]

Underwater basket repairman?

I'm...... Bicycle Repair Man!

[IZ]

Dude, I hear them all the time, Owls too,  but then I listen for em   

You live in Alaska though AK.  You see Eagles there as often as I see lizards!   



OK..PLEASE..for the love of god!  Can we stop pretending that these women with the duck-lip injections and botox faces look good.