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Started by ducpainter, October 10, 2010, 06:09:08 AM

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The Architect

Sorry to hear that Nate.    :(

DucNaked

Sorry Nate, RIP Kenneth.
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

TiNi

Quote from: TiNi on August 27, 2011, 04:26:05 AM
i tell ya... the bear isn't here  ;)

so... mike dropped his truck off last week to have the heater fan checked out, it's not been working since the first cold day back in the fall. it turns on, but won't blow air.

he gets a call from the mechanic to tell him the truck is ready. the mechanic is laughing his ass off when mike shows up to pick it up. guess who he found behind the dash?

;D

yes, care bear has been trapped behind the dash of mike's truck since dimby

now who owe's mike for the mechanic? hmmmm?
dan or herm?  [laugh]

Ddan

Oh shit, somebody's in trouble    ;D
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
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TiNi

Quote from: Dan on January 31, 2012, 02:31:46 AM
Oh shit, somebody's in trouble    ;D

ya think?  [laugh]

i've reread parts of this thread, and i'm thinking it was herm...
am i right?

you saw him do it didn't you dan?

Ddan

Quote from: TiNi on January 31, 2012, 02:34:51 AM
ya think?  [laugh]

i've reread parts of this thread, and i'm thinking it was herm...
am i right?

you saw him do it didn't you dan?

I played no part in these shenanigans

I did not keep you and Mike distracted

I did not see, hear, or assist anyone in stashing that filthy thing anywhere.

I'm innocent.

:-*
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

Quote from: Dan on January 31, 2012, 02:39:50 AM
I played no part in these shenanigans

I did not keep you and Mike distracted

I did not see, hear, or assist anyone in stashing that filthy thing anywhere.

I'm innocent.

:-*

i tore that truck apart looking for that thing
i looked everywhere...

except behind the dash  [roll]

Ddan

Quote from: TiNi on January 31, 2012, 02:42:20 AM
i tore that truck apart looking for that thing
i looked everywhere...

except behind the dash  [roll]

Now you have a good place to stash contraband   ;D
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

Quote from: Dan on January 31, 2012, 02:47:33 AM
Now you have a good place to stash contraband   ;D

[laugh] i have no idea what you mean by contraband...

but, if you thought that bear was dirty then,
you should see him now  [laugh]

i should throw him in the washer

not my washer though.... eeeeeeew  :P

does jonas have a washer we could use?

Ddan

I'm sure he does, and you could call it a shopping trip and hit all the outlet stores in Freeport
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

sounds to me like you are trying to distract me with shopping  [laugh]

you are no longer trusted dan
you had your part in this... i know it  ;)

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

red baron

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KnightofNi

the travelling DIMBY care bear  [thumbsup]
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

fastwin

Had two friends when we were in high school that had a running prank with a small flexible Gumby (yes, as in Pokey and Gumby). It would show up in the funniest/craziest of places.

One time one of two pranksters needed to mow his family's lawn but the mower wouldn't start much less turn over when you pulled the start rope. Into the shop it went. And yes (much like the above story ;)) the mower shop mechanic called laughing his ass off saying there was a folded up Gumby in the cylinder of the engine! [laugh] And to this day I plead the 5th... much like Dan. [laugh]

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