For the Ducati Man who has it all.....

[signora monster]

One for the boys.

I spotted this at a fragrance shop today.

http://www.ducatifragrances.com/project/ducati/descrizione_olfattiva.php

Looks bling, smells a little unusual, definitely unique. The after scent smells a bit like cut grass, but I have spent a bit too much time on the ride-on mower lately. 

[monstermick58]

Shouldn't it smell like, High octane fuel, hot brakes and molten rubber ?

Funny you should mention ride-on mower,
I had a very close encounter yesterday with mine, ended up with a severely burnt fingers on my right hand.





                                              Mmick

[melvin]

i personally hate when large companies specializing in one particular product be it a motorcycle or a car or ... or ... introduce "life style" line of products for wankers

[signora monster]

Shouldn't it smell like, High octane fuel, hot brakes and molten rubber ?
Well this would make any man smell incredibly irresistable to the opposite sex!

Funny you should mention ride-on mower,
I had a very close encounter yesterday with mine, ended up with a severely burnt fingers on my right hand.

How did you manage that? Hope you are ok. 





                                              Mmick

[signora monster]

i personally hate when large companies specializing in one particular product be it a motorcycle or a car or ... or ... introduce "life style" line of products for wankers

You will able to sniff out the wankers a mile away. They will smell funny. 

[Two dogs]

I have developed my own
a blend of wet dog /old fully synthetic engine oil/ surfwax /garlic/Beer hmmmm beer /poly urethane resin and man sweat
I call it

"old mate"

[suzyj]

I confess to quite liking the smell I get when I open the garage door - sortof fuel/oil/rubber/leather.  Mmmmm.

[J5]

a customer today gave me a ducati brochure that they had picked up the motor show years ago

in the brochure was 996 748 , st2 , st4 , monster 600 750 900 so late 90's i'm guessing

its obviously been packed away for a long time and that that old musty smell to it , reminding me of visits to grandparents when younger , felt a little like a piece of uncovered long lost treasure

I thought the ducati fragrance would be a can of latte

[melvin]

I confess to quite liking the smell I get when I open the garage door - sortof fuel/oil/rubber/leather.  Mmmmm.

fuel is the odd one out

...........otherwise your confession as well as your garage is just pure ... go girl !

[signora monster]

Olfactory overload going on here! 

[melvin]

you've created a ...monster 

[monstermick58]

I have developed my own
a blend of wet dog /old fully synthetic engine oil/ surfwax /garlic/Beer hmmmm beer /poly urethane resin and man sweat
I call it

"old mate"

One can of "Old Mate" thanks mate, hold the surfwax and add the gear oil.





                                 Mmick

[loony888]

i personally hate when large companies specializing in one particular product be it a motorcycle or a car or ... or ... introduce "life style" line of products for wankers

i'll second that! it's getting embarassing, i roll up somewhere in my black dainese jacket and all the rich tossers with their new 1198 and all the clobber look down their nose at me like i don't belong on a duke cause i "can't afford" the right gear! for make the beast with two backss sake, it's getting as stupid as harley owner "teams" hubby and wife all in the same brand new gear from frasers or margan and wackers for the sunday arvo coffee run.


paul.

[Two dogs]

[Betty]

Since I am already ticking most of the 'wanker' boxes you guys are complaining about, s'pose I should get some of the stinky stuff.

Where do I get it Kaz?