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Started by Drunken Monkey, December 13, 2010, 09:52:36 AM

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zooom

what if.....god forbid I say this...with the right guidance, she actually was responsible about the handling of the team and turned it all into a success?!?!?
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Quote from: zooom on December 23, 2010, 04:18:21 AM
what if.....god forbid I say this...with the right guidance, she actually was responsible about the handling of the team and turned it all into a success?!?!?


I see that you've typed words, but for the life of me I can't make any sense of what you've said.


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sbrguy

the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small?

ducatiz

Quote from: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
the bike colors are hideous but the funny thing is that she isn't that tall or big of a person but the dudes look about the same size as her, wtf? are those riders really that small?

the heaviest guy in GP is Nicky Hayden at 150 lbs.

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Speeddog

A quick Google sez Paris is 5'8", if so, she'd be taller than what, 80% of the MotoGP riders?

Let alone the Moto2 and 125 riders.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

hadesducati848

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 10:55:08 AM
the heaviest guy in GP is Nicky Hayden at 150 lbs.



hahahaha i was 150 in the 9th grade and that was my slimmed down wrestling weight
it is so much easier to get forgiveness then it will ever be to get permission.

ducatiz

I bet Nicky gets more tail with his 150 lbs!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

sbrguy

rossi has to be heavier than hayden, afterall rossi is something like 6ft right? when he is standing next to any of the other riders he is towering over them.

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ducatiz

Quote from: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 05:35:12 PM
rossi has to be heavier than hayden, afterall rossi is something like 6ft right? when he is standing next to any of the other riders he is towering over them.

according to motogp.com, val is 67kg and nicky is 69kg.

**edit. DOH!  I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass!

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Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
**edit. DOH!  I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass!

Yeah. Him and my left leg.  :P
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Scotzman

Quote from: ducatiz on December 23, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
according to motogp.com, val is 67kg and nicky is 69kg.

**edit. DOH!  I just checked again and Marco Simoncelli is 72kg! fatass!


How much of that is hair?
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Quote from: sbrguy on December 23, 2010, 10:52:14 AM
  wtf? are those riders really that small?

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