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Started by bryant8, May 06, 2008, 05:40:09 PM

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Pinocchio

[/lurk] I'm old, and I ride. [lurk]
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

petros2r


RED

Only if he doesn't drink too much before bed  [roll]

Samsonite

Suzuki DS 80   Suzuki SP 125   Suzuki GSXR 1000   Ducati M600   Ducati SC 1000   Ducati S4R 1000   Ducati PS1000LE   Ducati 1098S   Yamaha YZFR 1000   Yamaha YZFR 600   Ducati Sport 900   Yamaha YSR 50   Triumph Daytona 600   2006 Suzuki GSX-R 600

Samsonite

And the dumbass award goes to.......  ME!

I've had my Jeep Cherokee since December '08 and it's been a great work vehicle.  I recently purchased a trailer to use for trackdays and figured I needed to put a hitch on the Jeep.  I called Uhaul and made the appointment.  Dopped it off to them.  30 min later they call me and here's the conversation.  "Mr Caldwell...  Yes?  Did you want me to just replace the existing wiring harnes, because it doesn't work, but you already have a tow hitch and it seems pretty solid.....  Huh....?!?!?! Really?!?!?!  Uh....  Yeah, I guess you can replace the wiring harness....  Ok, we'll have'r done in about an hour..."

[bang] [laugh] [bang] [laugh] I have actually borrowed other peoples vehicles for that very reason.....  I never saw the trailer hitch, that is the plain as day drop down 2" square tubing that sticks out like a sore thumb.....  Oh well, I saved 200 bucks!
Suzuki DS 80   Suzuki SP 125   Suzuki GSXR 1000   Ducati M600   Ducati SC 1000   Ducati S4R 1000   Ducati PS1000LE   Ducati 1098S   Yamaha YZFR 1000   Yamaha YZFR 600   Ducati Sport 900   Yamaha YSR 50   Triumph Daytona 600   2006 Suzuki GSX-R 600

Pinocchio

You're lucky they didn't take you literally and weld another receiver onto the one you already have:

???

which actually looks pretty useful, when you compare it to the original U-Haul design sketch:

:D
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

Samsonite

that's so you can pull a trailer and still use your Chrome skull with glowing eyes hitch plug
Suzuki DS 80   Suzuki SP 125   Suzuki GSXR 1000   Ducati M600   Ducati SC 1000   Ducati S4R 1000   Ducati PS1000LE   Ducati 1098S   Yamaha YZFR 1000   Yamaha YZFR 600   Ducati Sport 900   Yamaha YSR 50   Triumph Daytona 600   2006 Suzuki GSX-R 600

RED

Quote from: Samsonite on September 14, 2009, 06:39:58 PM
that's so you can pull a trailer and still use your Chrome skull with glowing eyes hitch plug

Wow! I want one of those for Rock Bottom Racing's classy trackside RV !!

fastwin

For your enjoyment, I give you the ultimate hitch plug.

http://www.gggaz.com/index.php?id=237

That will keep folks from tailgating for sure! [laugh]

muskrat

 ;D  I'm buying some to test them.  I'll report back.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Pinocchio

Quote from: fastwin on September 15, 2009, 09:26:13 AM
That will keep folks from tailgating for sure! [laugh]
I haven't noticed anyone tailgating lately that would be old enough to know a Claymore from a cow turd. But, then, I'm old, dammit! ;D
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

fastwin

Me too but I damn sure knows what one looks like! I'm also old! ;D Nothing wrong with that. Another good day above ground. [thumbsup]

Cher

Quote from: fastwin on September 15, 2009, 09:26:13 AM
For your enjoyment, I give you the ultimate hitch plug.

http://www.gggaz.com/index.php?id=237

That will keep folks from tailgating for sure! [laugh]


[laugh]  NICE!  [thumbsup]

muskrat

I'll bet all these "new" kids have seen enough movies to know what one is.   phuc'em if they can't take a joke.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide