The DFWM say anything thread

[RED]

I anticipate hitting my quarter life crisis between the ages of 125 to 150.  500 to 600 years will be a nice long life.

Joan Rivers figured out the recipe for eternal life.  Make yourself a non-biodegradable, 75% plastic/25% silicone zombie.

[fastwin]

I love it! I was driving on the snow slushy roads near my house a few minutes ago only to have a rider on a RC51 go by! I've heard those RCs handle great in the snow! One tough SOB.

[muskrat]

that's my favorite Honda.

[fastwin]

Mine too. I love my Hayden Rep. I also love the reason it exists (the Suzook TL also)... Ducati was kicking their ass in WSBK so they both built Jap Ducs! Ya gotta love that!

[muskrat]

now if only Al at Lamb Honda would drop his price on his "prized" RC I might bite. 

[fastwin]

Almost bought his personal used Hayden Rep years ago but I held out and had Plano Honda find me a new one out of state and had it shipped in. I couldn't find a 2004 anywhere but they pulled some strings. Glad I waited.

[RED]

Man, it's like hearing bombs drop or explosions going off all around  me. The ice and snow are just tearing up my trees and all my topical plants. Everything is just breaking off. I've lost 4 large diameter branches (6"+ in some cases) on 3 of my prized White Oaks! Aaarrgh!! 

[RED]

Make that 5!! This is a major bad storm.

[Pinocchio]

Man, it's like hearing bombs drop or explosions going off all around  me. The ice and snow are just tearing up my trees and all my topical plants. Everything is just breaking off. I've lost 4 large diameter branches (6"+ in some cases) on 3 of my prized White Oaks! Aaarrgh!! 

More Firewood!!!

[fastwin]

Yep, I kept knocking off the snow yesterday to keep my crepe myrtles from laying on the ground and I ended up loosing some big ass limbs off my live oaks. The chain saws will be buzzing today! The worst storm I have ever seen was back in 1978 (I think). It was an ice storm not snow. I lived in Austin and was home for a visit and got stuck in town for a few days. Trees were down everywhere! My older brother had two chain saws and for a day we were the heroes of his neighborhood. Lots of blocked driveways and downed trees on rooftops.

[Pinocchio]

Ah, yaas! The Ice Storm of '78!! I remember it well....!

The power was out in East Dallas for about a week, due to all the overhanging tree branches coming down. Suburbanites with "modern, GE All-Electric" homes built in the 60's froze in the dark! There were derelict cars that had slid off the roads into yards in every neighborhood. Every tree was a glistening frozen fountain of ice. And it was really quiet, because no one was on the roads.

Except for me, in my trusty Buick Electra.

[muskrat]

looks like you had hair then

[fastwin]

You talking to Pincchio or me?

[muskrat]

both.  why offend just one.

[fastwin]

It's more economical that way. Two for the price of one!