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TresGatos

Quote from: Cher on December 18, 2010, 02:50:16 PM
Just got my bike back from AMS after it's 24k service... Woo-whoo, nothing like a well-tuned Duc!
I should be next [moto]
'65 Honda CM91 - '98 Suzuki DR650 - '08 695+mods - '08 Hypermotard 1100S

CajunR

Got to ride to work for the first time in forever!!  I missed being able to pass people so easily.

And I only had to stop twice to clean off the inside of my face shield, Muskrat.   [cheeky]

(from making my own engine noises due to a lack of aftermarket exhaust goodness...)
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

muskrat

Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Cher

#3513

Almost got taken out by a pair of deer today.  I saw the first one dart in front of me - left to right - but I was able to miss her without too much drama. Then all of a sudden my horizon is nothing but deer fur... Didn't even have a chance to hit the brakes.  I knew I was toast but just as soon as the deer was there, it was gone.  Couldn't have missed me by more than an inch or two.  Alan was about three bike lengths back - figured he'd be picking up the pieces.

And just a note about the circumstances; 2pm, 70 degrees, middle of suburbia with moderate neighborhood traffic in both directions... about two miles from our house.  While we do see deer on rare occassion in our neighborhood, we've never seen them in this particular spot (lots of houses and consistent traffic) and never at 2 in the afternoon!  K-RAZY!  

Be careful out there  [moto]

fastwin

You don't want to be known as the deer slayer. Trust me. [bang] Thank goodness you missed that one! A large deer can cause a lot of damage to a car much less a bike. And its' rider! My first wife and I were staying in Fredericksburg years ago and ate dinner at a place 10-11 miles outside of town. On the way back we came upon a wreck. We were maybe the 2nd-3rd car to stop. The pick up driver that crashed was a young doctor from Kerrville and he had tried to dodge a deer crossing the road and crashed into a huge oak tree on the shoulder and died. It was witnessed by the car behind him. I'll never forget it. Deer on the shoulder or crossing in front of me have scared the shit out of me ever since. [bang]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Pinocchio

Some guy on the Multistrada.net board hit a deer with his MTS 1200 and didn't go down. He was extremely modest about the feat, but judging from the pictures, the impact tore half the fairing off the bike. :o

I didn't notice whether he had the Ohlins or the Showa forks.
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

junior varsity

One of the AMS customers hit one in Colorado and stayed up. Took off the left side plastics and such but not much else

CajunR

Quote from: Cher on December 20, 2010, 06:35:41 PM
Almost got taken out by a pair of deer today...


:o  Glad you are OK!!
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

UnionJill

'06 Triumph 675 Daytona

"Death steals everything except for our stories"
      Jim Harrison (In Search of Small Gods)

Pinocchio

Quote from: a m on December 20, 2010, 07:50:33 PM
One of the AMS customers hit one in Colorado and stayed up. Took off the left side plastics and such but not much else
Probably the same guy, there are lots of AMS customers on the MTS forum.

+3 on glad you're ok, Lisa!
1969 Scrambler (450 “Jupiter”), 2005 MTS 1000DS, 2007 Monster S4RS, 2010 MTS 1200S Touring, 2018 Monster 1200R, 2021 Monster 937+

Ronr

+4

Those late braking skills came in pretty handy this time!

muskrat

Wow glad u live to tell.
Police bikers are told to drive through the deer and on several occasions I've talked to people say they have done just that and stayed upright.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

caffeinejunkee

Quote from: TresGatos on December 11, 2010, 04:39:44 PM
Mmmm. Vineson makes good sausage.

Quote from: Cher on December 20, 2010, 06:35:41 PM
Then all of a sudden my horizon is nothing but deer fur... Didn't even have a chance to hit the brakes.  I knew I was toast but just as soon as the deer was there, it was gone.  Couldn't have missed me by more than an inch or two. 

Yikes, Lisa, there are other ways to satisfy that craving!


Glad it turned out to be a story you can tell.  [thumbsup]

fastwin

I won't be mentioning this story to Jennifer for obvious reasons! Again, damn glad you are OK. Happy early Christmas present! [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

DucVixenReturns

Quote from: caffeinejunkee on December 21, 2010, 05:06:04 AM
Yikes, Lisa, there are other ways to satisfy that craving!

And how do you satisfy your sausage cravings?