The DFWM say anything thread

[muskrat]

When  you have a  'I  Hate My Job  DAY'
[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days]
Try  this out: Stop  at your  pharmacy and  go to the thermometer section  and purchase  a rectal thermometer  made by  Johnson & Johnson.   Be very sure  you get this  brand. When  you get home, lock your  door ,draw  the curtains and disconnect the  phone so  you will not be disturbed.

Change  into a very comfortable clothing and sit in  your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a  surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now  the fun part begins.

Take out the  literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is  personally tested and then sanitized."

[Duc L'Smart]

Say goodbye to Jack's Back Yard.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/dc9/2011/06/last_nite_closing_time_at_jack.php

[Duc L'Smart]

[muskrat]

I remember that day.  The poor guy told his wife to drive him from hospital to bar before going home.   

Oh, in case you didn't know there's already another bike spot 
http://www.strokersdallas.com/bikini/

[Ronr]

 

That's too bad, I liked that place

[Cher]

Yep.  Good times.  Service was always a bit iffy but what the hell - good beer 

[Cher]

My Triumph Speedmaster cruiser has received a significant boost in power and handling; traded it in on a Triumph Daytona 955i.  Only took 18 months to figure out I'm not much of a cruiser person   

Happy trails   

[muskrat]

where are the pics? 

[Cher]

Floating around somewhere on my Mac... dammit.

[muskrat]

until then there shall be no evidence of truth to what you say. 

[Cher]

Looks almost exactly like this:



Only difference is mine's got a solo seat and an after market undertail exhaust that's trick as shit, louder than calscrazy's old Monster, and is as hot as the surface of the sun.   Pretty much like my SBK in that respect  

Misc. stats on the 2001 Daytona 955:
955cc fuel-injected Triumph Triple; cylinder head by Lotus Engineering
436 pounds

[CajunR]

NICE!   

[caffeinejunkee]

Sweet! 

[caffeinejunkee]

An exhaust sound-off is in order. 

[Cher]