The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[J5]

Call me what you want but I listen to 2GB. Over the last 3 months I've noticed the mentioning a load of bike accidents, almost daily majorish ones..... Is it me or are there more bike accidents happening in Sydney roads?

a big increase in scoot riders as well as more media attention

[cakeman]

I hate getting fatter.... I can't fit in my leather riding pants anymore!!!!!

[Jukie]

Do you need me to help you into your leathers cakeman

[cakeman]

Do you need me to help you into your leathers cakeman

I'm afraid I might get something torn off in the zipper

[Jukie]

Oohh well we can't have that now can we

[cakeman]

Oohh well we can't have that now can we

No not at all

[Jukie]

Well if you ever need a hand with anything cakeman I'm always here to help

[cakeman]

Well aren't you a little princess..... I'll make sure to remember that

[Jukie]

Yes we will have to have our first hug soon

[cakeman]

Well I can't wait!

[cakeman]

I caught a bus and a train today for the first time in a long long time! Couldnt belive they have Air Conditioning and that you had to buy your bus ticket before getting on...... Its a strange new world!

[DUCMONROB]

Well if you ever need a hand with anything cakeman I'm always here to help

Perve!

[suzyj]

Do you need me to help you into your leathers cakeman

I'd insert a quip about you never offering to help me get into my pants, but it might be taken badly by the resident ozmo DOM.

[Wells]

it might be taken badly by the resident ozmo DOM.

... Or really well, depending on your POV.

TLAs for everyone!

[vossy]

Tomorrow, a couple of other riders and myself are taking a group of 15 - 20 learners riders on a ride through the Adelaide hills.
All I hope is:-
1 the weather is ok (which it is meant to be)
2 nobody falls off / accidents
3 no break downs.

this is the first time I've done anything like this before.

I'm a bit mmmm well  nervous.  Don't really know why, because Being a school teacher I've been in charge of  20 odd kids on bush walking / camping school camps many times over the years.

I know I'll be fine.