The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[FIFO]

If it seems we have been a bit MIA lately ... we have had other distractions.

Ahh ... the Mariners ... what a team! what a club!

Mariners never heard ov em

Sounds like a  disabled synchronized Swim team

[Betty]

Mariners never heard ov em

Sounds like a  disabled synchronized Swim team

Last night was just more icing on the cake. Two days after holding the elusive toilet seat aloft they have picked up their first away win in the Asian Champions League knocking off two-time ACL winners Suwon!

From a playing roster reputedly earning less than 10% of their opponents ... that is absolutely massive. Unfortunately the team could be broken up next week as early as next week.

[braando]

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO THIS[/b]



A kindly word of warning to OZMO members, under no circumstances attempt to do this act below. Reading a newspaper while the "trouble and strife" is on the oppostite side.
If attempted, you could find a certain part of your anatomy decorating this years Christmas tree..........
I will say no more, nor mention any northern beaches names  (Meow  !)  either.    




Heard that he now isn't allowed to ride or clean his bike for a month.


Brian W  

[braando]

Anzac Day was special for another Sydney based OZMO lad.
Wife and kids were at Dad to buy the family a boat, and so he did    
Have a look at it, a shiny blue & red boat/ship for them to enjoy. No people, its not the tender, this is it, warts and all boat.  
I can't wait to head over Beecroft way to take a look at this beauty............


As you can see, it came with a plastic fuel tank. Just lacking the motor to go with it.
"Straight to the pool room with it"   

[Mishka]

Have Brian and Des no shame!!

What can I say.

Croatian born with German banker training makes for a fantastic minster of war and finance, super shag to boot, though I have very little/no chance at all of ever winning an argument.

My Darling wife was responsible for the funds for both my SV1000s and S4R.

Now that whats we call love....  

[braando]

For the few Sydney based OZMOS who knew Boof/Grant up at PITS and Warriors, I attended his final farewell today at Warriewood Beach. Scroll down the page on the link to see the photos. Dam nice day for it as you will see, i'd like to share it with you.

RIP mate.

Brian W    

http://www.mvagusta.net/forum/showthread.php?t=52377

[ducmeister]

Hey all,

Been offline for a while now and missing all the fun.  Work was taking up way too much time and now I've ruptured a disc in my back and been on the couch since Easter.   Neurosurgeon is still trying to avoid surgery but no final plan of attack yet.    

I live 15 minutes from Mt Glorious and get to watch all the bikes heading up there when I can't.  Not sure what is worse, that or daytime tv.

Regards,
Miserable decrepid old bugger

[Wells]

For the few Sydney based OZMOS who knew Boof/Grant up at PITS and Warriors, I attended his final farewell today at Warriewood Beach. Scroll down the page on the link to see the photos. Dam nice day for it as you will see, i'd like to share it with you.

Thanks for sharing Brian.
Thoughts go out to Kate and the family.

[Two dogs]

Out at D-Moto today for a tune up   
and couldn't keep my eyes off the 888 they are building up for the next Isl of Mann
She is a going to be a stonking good bike  jealous much 

[Wells]

Out at D-Moto

Say g'day to the boys for me, will ya?

[Mishka]

Robs hard at work lubing holes with his wee stick.



Checkout the fast paced action he's got going.
And note for hygiene gloves must be worn.

[Two dogs]

 

A very very bad start to the day 

I'm still coming to grips with my accident yesterday 

No not on the bike ..............................................................................................
just a complete brain fart on my way to Eastern Creek for a track day with the rice rocket.

Half asleep ,sun not up ,in a hurry.
I was in my wife's Mercedes diesel Vito van all loaded up with track day "Mise en place "
In the servo I pull out the jerry can for bike fuel put it in front of the pump then took the fuel cap off her car
being very efficient time is of the essence .
Grab the hose from the bowser and instead of filling the jerry I put 80 Lt of premium in the van   
Go back to the bowser to hang up what I thought was the diesel hose and huhh why is there no empty spot.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

Van is now completely make the beast with two backsed cant start it cant move it , now blocking the bowser in now what is peak hour rush
for all the suits needing fuel in there diesel VW golf's in St Ives.

Short story long rang a mate who was on his way to EC also and was just up the road.
After waisting half an hour moving the van and attempting to squeeze to race bikes onto a micro trailer
gave up took all the bikes and gear out then rented a servo trailer and off we go nearly two hours behind scheduale.
All the way out im on the phone renuing my wifes NRMA arranging a tow organizing a mechanical solution
with Benz as the car is needed first thing in the morning.
Okay take a big breath sweating from adrenalin lets focus on the track day , so by now we have concieded to
missing most likely two sessions.
At the track park do the paper work bikes through scrutaneering find an empty pit box empty the trailer set the bikes up  .
Then we get the 5 min call for our group holly shit we are up , we havent missed any sessions 
warmers on for 5 minutes bearly enough time leathers on and hit the track.
I had so much adrenalin going I was sure I would crash first corner.

But I didnt and we had an epic day with for me some of the fastest sessions I have ever done. 
Lots of bad crashes though , I had one guy under take me on the dog leg before the last corner before the main straight then with him two meters from my front wheel watched him try to make the corner.
I was so transfixed by watching him sliding across my path in a shower of sparks I nearly target fixated and followed him into the litter. But didn't .
The end of the day was a nightmare getting trailers back bikes back to their destination thanking my mate Pete sit down and
crack an ice cold  Coopers which never tasted sooo good.
but it could of been way worse at the Merc dealer this morning he told me of an owner actually driving their diesel
with petrol in it and having a $12,000 repair bill 
My mate who is a tow truck driver sais he gets 4-6 cars a week with this happening........so I feel a tiny tiny weeee bit less stupid.

Friday rant ....had to get that off my chest.

[Mishka]

Least you did not bend the inside of the oil burning engine.
Darn humans, glad to hear you had a great track day after such a f..ked start.

[braando]

Nothing happening this weekend lads...........?
Up to anything Des.........?
How about you Rob.........?      Isn't the cook away......?   

[ungeheuer]

G'Day Sydney.

Pains a loyal Mexican to say this:  Less rain (none), less wind (hardly any), less cold (T-shirt)  .

Apart from that its shite