The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[Spider]

tonight on chanel 9 news: Nathan Buckley and Mick Malthouse to joint coach the pies for 5 years.

quote of the night:

Nathan: "there won't be any animosity, we've worked together before and know each other intimately"



Now, there are some images I don't need whilst cooking dinner....that ranks highly.

[bazz20]

thanks spider i needed that imprinted in my mind  your a sick puppy spider 

[Spider]

won't be yelling at the next match:

"up the mighty pies"

[dragonworld.]

You can have "Camp Pie" for dinner then?? Hyuk, hyuk.      

[Jukie]

we guys i have made it through my first working week and now i am celebrating with a nice 

[bazz20]

enjoy r n d and how does one feel 

[Jukie]

one feels fine. The stomach is getting itchy, but hardly any pulling from the scar now, only a little bit. can touch my toes and stretch and it not too bad now.

[bazz20]

sounds like youll be back in the saddle for spring  [moto]

[Jukie]

yes maybe in a fews weeks or so

[bazz20]

well roll me in honey and thro me to the lesbians thats great news jukie 

[Spider]

well roll me in honey and thro me to the lesbians 

you'd die.....but you'd die happy! 

[Jukie]

yeh good on ya guys

[Spider]

speaking of lesbians....

Five things I was incredibly depressed about when learning reality vs. what I learnt reading Playboy's Book of Lingerie:

1. women do not constantly wear matching sets of lingerie
2. stay up stockings aren't worn around the house on a daily basis
3. Lesbians aren't all smoking hot
4. Lesbians are quite happy with their decision and definitely aren't looking to turn, or to have you watch
5. women don't automatically strip down to their (matching) underwear and have pillow fights when left alone

reality SUCKS 

[bazz20]

speaking of lesbians....

Five things I was incredibly depressed about when learning reality vs. what I learnt reading Playboy's Book of Lingerie:

1. women do not constantly wear matching sets of lingerie
2. stay up stockings aren't worn around the house on a daily basis
3. Lesbians aren't all smoking hot
4. Lesbians are quite happy with their decision and definitely aren't looking to turn, or to have you watch
5. women don't automatically strip down to their (matching) underwear and have pillow fights when left alone

reality SUCKS 

funny that and the worst thing is do you know how hard it is to get a down pillow these days 

[dragonworld.]

Does a Lesbian have to have a "Licka " licence??