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The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

Started by Super T.I.B, June 14, 2008, 12:00:31 AM

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Two dogs

Max it is so easy even you can do it  [cheeky]

If your worried about the laundry bucket find another recepticle as it does stain it a little.
Or just don't tell the missus and act surprised when she shows you the stain.
Remove covers.........you will need help with this  [laugh] call Rob nah easy just lift the tank.
Degrease the covers really well then soap n water then I rubbed them down with metho  [wine]
Purchase two bottles of liquid RIT black dye boil the kettle have another glass of metho  [wine]
Pour the boiling water over the covers just enough so they are under the water , chuck in the dye.
Have a good lie down as the metho  [wine] will now be effecting your eyesight and fine motor skills.
Leave them overnight , put on some gloves ,wash them well in cold water then a rub down with WD40
Voila nice black covers .........but a nasty metho hangover. [puke] [bang]

suzyj

Quote from: Bazz21 on September 11, 2011, 03:49:54 AM
and whats wong wis wide bars suzyj  [Dolph] and do please tell , what are you doing cheers bazz

Well in order to beat that filthy "Pretentious" Ducati at concourse next weekend, I figured that having the handlebar mounts still on the triple after converting to clip-ons probably isn't the best idea.

So I took to my triple with a hacksaw and files, and after a few hours of work (and really sore shoulders - I'd kill for a decent backrub) got to the picture shown.

Here's what they looked like originally:



Here's what they look like today:



There's an intermediate step where I painted them, but I wasn't happy with the finish (you could still see the edge of the bar mounts if you held it at just the right angle in just the right light), so I removed all the paint and used a linisher to ensure there's no line.


2007 Monster 695 with a few mods.
2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

Two dogs

Nice work Suz ? Go get em
But I hate to rain on your parade but from what I understand the Judges are awarding points
for the bikes with the highest kilometers in best ORIGINAL condition.
That rules me out due to stumpy tail mod. Precious is in original condition without mods in very good
condition + high kilometers .
For your sake I hope they take points off for after market decal/stickers as last count Rob has some where
in the vicinity of 22,000 stickers  [laugh]

dragonworld.

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really believe it " - Mark Twain  [thumbsup]

Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Bazz21

 [cheeky]
Quote from: suzyj on September 11, 2011, 06:16:44 PM
Well in order to beat that filthy "Pretentious" Ducati at concourse next weekend, I figured that having the handlebar mounts still on the triple after converting to clip-ons probably isn't the best idea.

So I took to my triple with a hacksaw and files, and after a few hours of work (and really sore shoulders - I'd kill for a decent backrub) got to the picture shown.

Here's what they looked like originally:



Here's what they look like today:



There's an intermediate step where I painted them, but I wasn't happy with the finish (you could still see the edge of the bar mounts if you held it at just the right angle in just the right light), so I removed all the paint and used a linisher to ensure there's no line.

YES YES i get that bit but what about those two slots , gunna weld them up or make a gps mount or if you lived around here a gun mount would fit in there  , anyway best of luck in the concourse but jukie gunna beet you all  [cheeky]
MAX SAYS MORE WOOM WOOMS

Wells

Quote from: suzyj on September 11, 2011, 06:16:44 PM


I know you're probably not looking for OTHER things to do Suzy... but now would be an ideal time to drop those gauges.. Top triple is already off.... Just Sayin'.
2005 M620
Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
NYTimes: "...highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."

FIFO

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Quote from: suzyj on September 11, 2011, 06:16:44 PM
Well in order to beat that filthy "Pretentious" Ducati at concourse next weekend, I figured that having the handlebar mounts still on the triple after converting to clip-ons probably isn't the best idea.


Hey Suzy that's a bit harsh calling poor old Teffs bike "Pretentious" ;D  Don't worry Teffs got a 4v. so keep up the good work and give the 2valvers a shot though it could be tough if six95 shows up or Andy and his lovely s2r. :) ;)

Quote from: Two dogs on September 11, 2011, 06:27:18 PM
Nice work Suz ? Go get em
But I hate to rain on your parade but from what I understand the Judges are awarding points
for the bikes with the highest kilometers in best ORIGINAL condition.
That rules me out due to stumpy tail mod. Precious is in original condition without mods in very good
condition + high kilometers .
For your sake I hope they take points off for after market decal/stickers as last count Rob has some where
in the vicinity of 22,000 stickers  [laugh]

Matty v won the 4v class in 09 with a tail chop, against Big t's sugar no tail chop so don't be put off, cleanliness is the trick ;)

Yeah yeah i actually removed 6 stickers today  :'( :'( still leaves me with alteast 20 [thumbsup]

in memory of Brian W, 2010 /2015

Jukie

Hey two dogs Trev is very original PIPES and all. And I have started cleaning him with still a few days more of cleaning and mods watch out
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

suzyj



2007 Monster 695 with a few mods.
2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

vossy

Mmmmm he doesn't look good to me suzy

Obviously there was not one first aider amongst all those people.
"Life's short" "Ride More"

Wells

Quote from: Two dogs on September 11, 2011, 02:44:28 PM
Purchase two bottles of liquid RIT black dye

Dez - looking at the post in the other forum it looks like I'm going to need three bottles of black and one of green.
The stuff is like $4USD per bottle in the states and the cheapest I've found it for here is around the $10 mark before shipping!
That being said, I should be able to do about 4 sets simultaneously... anyone else want some blackened belt /sprocket covers!?

2005 M620
Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
NYTimes: "...highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."

suzyj

Quote from: Wells on September 11, 2011, 07:47:36 PM
I know you're probably not looking for OTHER things to do Suzy... but now would be an ideal time to drop those gauges.. Top triple is already off.... Just Sayin'.

I'll show ya on weekend why I can't.  My clipons move the controls in as well as down and forward, so the brake lines just barely scrape under the gauges.


2007 Monster 695 with a few mods.
2013 Piaggio Typhoon 50 2 stroke speed demon.

PAUL M

Fire Sale ;D


AS A GUIDE BIKE BIKE HAD A LITTLE FIRE JUST UNDER THE SEAT AS YOU CAN SEE FROM
THE PICS IT WAS A WIRING FIRE AND IT DID NOT CAUSE MUCH DAMAGE AT ALL,
WIRING HARNESS/ BATTRERY WILL NEED REPLACING, SEAT WAS ALL BURNT,
TANK ONLY GOT A LITTLE FIRE TO THE REAR SECTION AND SOME BURING TO PAINT AROUND THAT AREA.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/DUCATI-S4RS-S4R-07-2008-FULL-OHLINS-TERMI-PIPES-FULL-KEY-SET-PROJECT-NO-RES-/320760297617?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item4aaecdb891#ht_500wt_1156

Wells

2005 M620
Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
NYTimes: "...highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."

dragonworld.

Well I'm shitting myself ATM!! [roll]

My old 750 is running like a dream!! No, I have not done a service, carb balance, nor even a timing check!! Not even changed or even cleaned the spark plugs!!

And the Putana is running like a swiss watch, all by itself!  ???

No popping and farting at steady throttle in top at 60kph(Normal), no snatching at lower speeds, absolutely nothin'!!  :o And its been like this all this week!

The biatch is always entertaining, and you just dont know what mood she is going to be in on any given day, heh (Thats why its a SHE [thumbsup][evil]

But the last time something ran THIS well all by itself it shit itself, so I am very, very worried! But Lovin' it!

But waiting for the axe to fall!  [Dolph] [laugh] [bow_down]

Think I'll go for a ride and enjoy my contrary, slutty, cantankerous "never a dull moment" old girl!!  [Dolph]

Hey Big, Does your 7fiddy have an err, umm "Character" all its own??  ;D
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!