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Started by ZachDDill, May 25, 2011, 05:19:54 AM

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ducatiz

#15
May 25, 2011, 03:35:02 PM
Yeah.  +1 on the crazy waitresses.  Best ride you'll ever have until you have to pay the toll..
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

#16
May 25, 2011, 03:45:09 PM
Quote from: Le Pirate on May 25, 2011, 03:09:41 PM

[laugh]


but in all seriousness...stay away from the crazy waitresses  :o





In college we espoused a lot of crappy misogynistic philosophies. But one has always rung true for me (and most people I think, Guys and Gals): Don't make the beast with two backs Crazy.  Don't make the beast with two backs that crazy sorority chick. Don't make the beast with two backs the crazy booze hag at your favorite bar. Just don't. Its like shitting where you eat. You'll have to see these people again and that has the potential to suck. A lot. For a long time.

But I just remembered something about our young knight: he is joining the military. He won't have to put up with the crazy. He could be in the middle of a god damn fire fight 18 months from now. No chance of running into that chick who was banging half of the kitchen and all of the management in a make the beast with two backsing desert in the Middle East.

make the beast with two backs all the crazy you want, son. Godspeed.


sac




/or, you know, search for true love or whatever
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducpainter

#17
May 25, 2011, 04:04:40 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 25, 2011, 03:35:02 PM
Yeah.  +1 on the crazy waitresses.  Best ride you'll ever have until you have to pay the toll..
I married one.

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Le Pirate

#18
May 26, 2011, 07:48:45 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 25, 2011, 03:45:09 PM


In college we espoused a lot of crappy misogynistic philosophies. But one has always rung true for me (and most people I think, Guys and Gals): Don't make the beast with two backs Crazy.  Don't make the beast with two backs that crazy sorority chick. Don't make the beast with two backs the crazy booze hag at your favorite bar. Just don't. Its like shitting where you eat. You'll have to see these people again and that has the potential to suck. A lot. For a long time.

But I just remembered something about our young knight: he is joining the military. He won't have to put up with the crazy. He could be in the middle of a god damn fire fight 18 months from now. No chance of running into that chick who was banging half of the kitchen and all of the management in a make the beast with two backsing desert in the Middle East.

make the beast with two backs all the crazy you want, son. Godspeed.


sac




/or, you know, search for true love or whatever


well then....go for it, kid!


But remember....crazy girls lie. I don't want to get to specific...it'll ruin the fun  [laugh]




Well...you get one for free: "Don't worry about it, I'm on birth control..." is always a lie! I saw through the siren song, but I have a couple of friends who didn't. You don't wanna make babies with crazy....cause then your stuck with crazy for the rest of your life (in one way or the other)  [laugh]
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RAT900

#19
May 26, 2011, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on May 26, 2011, 07:48:45 AM

well then....go for it, kid!


But remember....crazy girls lie. I don't want to get to specific...it'll ruin the fun  [laugh]




Well...you get one for free: "Don't worry about it, I'm on birth control..." is always a lie! I saw through the siren song, but I have a couple of friends who didn't. You don't wanna make babies with crazy....cause then your stuck with crazy for the rest of your life (in one way or the other)  [laugh]


Crazy is usually more than up for anal so you can skip the Birth Control issue   [thumbsup]
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bulldogs2k

#20
May 26, 2011, 07:53:14 AM
Oh man you guys are FUNNY!

Congrats on the job, we have a gators here in Va Beach too, I wonder if its the same company.  

Like you, I was (still looking) job hunting.  I finally got a call yesterday to work with special needs children for the city.  The pay sucks but I'll take what I can get right now.  It's weird that while in college, I could find a job without a problem, but now that i've graduated...it sucks!

Either way, it's time to  [beer]

ducatiz

#21
May 26, 2011, 07:59:58 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 07:51:39 AM

Crazy is usually more than up for anal so you can skip the Birth Control issue   [thumbsup]

most common form of birth control in the middle east and france
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ZachDDill

#22
May 26, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
Hah I didn't make the beast with two backs crazy but I make the beast with two backsed around with crazy and I happened to transfer to "crazy"s school and I have found out she talks shit about me all the time and lied about a bunch of shit, oh well. At least I didn't make the beast with two backs her!

ducatiz

#23
May 26, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
Hah I didn't make the beast with two backs crazy but I make the beast with two backsed around with crazy and I happened to transfer to "crazy"s school and I have found out she talks shit about me all the time and lied about a bunch of shit, oh well. At least I didn't make the beast with two backs her!

what do you mean at least you didn't ? 

once you make the beast with two backs around well, that's enough.  time for the dirty sanchez.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ZachDDill

#24
May 26, 2011, 08:25:16 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
what do you mean at least you didn't ? 

once you make the beast with two backs around well, that's enough.  time for the dirty sanchez.

Well if I make the beast with two backsed her I would of had to deal with her telling every girl in school that I was a man whore. (i'm a huge flirt) Plus shes crazy she may of tried to get preggers, idk.

ducatiz

#25
May 26, 2011, 08:33:24 AM
Quote from: ZachDDill on May 26, 2011, 08:25:16 AM
Well if I make the beast with two backsed her I would of had to deal with her telling every girl in school that I was a man whore. (i'm a huge flirt) Plus shes crazy she may of tried to get preggers, idk.

"man whore?"

(confused... ??? )

but you have a ducati.. and you're a teenager...  jeebus...  the possibilities.. lol

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ZachDDill

#26
May 26, 2011, 08:49:41 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:33:24 AM
"man whore?"

(confused... ??? )

but you have a ducati.. and you're a teenager...  jeebus...  the possibilities.. lol



Haha idk, But I already know She talked shit to a girl that I was interested in. Too bad she had a boyfriend anyways haha.

ducatiz

#27
May 26, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
Dude, you're in high school.  No one gives a shit what happened in high school 20 years later. 

the nice guy valedictorian in my class went to prison for tax evasion

the pothead computer nerd with D grades went to MIT and now runs a company in california

the popular football player with the camaro is delivering pizzas, never left town, and has been divorced 2ce

everyone expected me to go into film and acting.  i became an engineer and then an attorney.

meanwhile, i nailed everyone and had fun.  it's high school.

maybe you shouldn't listen to me, i have heard it's like a nazi work camp these days...
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#28
May 26, 2011, 09:14:45 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on May 26, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
what do you mean at least you didn't ? 

once you make the beast with two backs around well, that's enough.  time for the dirty sanchez.

You are going to make one hell of a grandparent some day   

something like the one I had   :o
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

#29
May 26, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on May 26, 2011, 09:14:45 AM
You are going to make one hell of a grandparent some day   

something like the one I had   :o

lol.. GET OFF MY LAWN
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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