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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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MonsterMan1036

Quote from: ducatiz on March 23, 2012, 11:57:48 AM
why?? is it that bad?

at the least, part it!

After seeing the bike in person and the swing arm I received from him, yes it's that bad.

Maybe the crusher would be a better fate.
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dennisd

Quote from: justinrhenry on March 23, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
it took a few people quoting this, but i finally read the ad.  at first i thought it was an ad for a trailer.   sadly i bet there are a lot of people that would be interested in this product.  

+1

That is truly unbelievable.   :o
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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

brimo

#155
Quote from: sofadriver on March 23, 2012, 05:51:39 PM
i like the 2x multiplier.
only for the hard core bikers.
Quote from: Speedbag on March 23, 2012, 04:50:14 PM
Is that for real?  [laugh]



If so, I have truly seen it all. Depreciate your bike even faster, act now!!!!


If you look closely, you can see that the HD on the trailer also has the KaleCoAuto cross drilled brake lines.

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

MendoDave

#156
This on is a serious contender for all time ugliest.



This one isn't so good looking either.


zarn02

I'm sure the S1000RR retro bobber abortion has been mentioned before, but it's certainly worth another spotlighting for its godawfulness.

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

sugarcrook

The ugliest stock motorcycle I've ever seen must be the Victory Vision.  It looks like a refrigerator raped a riding lawnmower:

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2008 BMW K1200GT (Traded)
2007 Ducati Monster 695 (Sold)

Vindingo

Quote from: MonsterMan1036 on March 24, 2012, 06:58:12 AM
After seeing the bike in person and the swing arm I received from him, yes it's that bad.

Maybe the crusher would be a better fate.

At least there is no rebar tack welded to the frame like that other one

sofadriver

Quote from: D Paoli on March 24, 2012, 02:57:32 PM




bobspapa just posted three that were close but THIS has got to be ugliest of all time!
Mike in Tacoma
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'96 900 SS/SP
'02 ST4s (gone but not forgotten)

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sofadriver

Quote from: zarn02 link=topic=49792.msg 1039962#msg 1039962 date=1332632114
I'm sure the S1000RR retro bobber abortion has been mentioned before, but it's certainly worth another spotlighting for its godawfulness.



think how much fun you could have hassling groups of Harley riders on the freeway!
Mike in Tacoma
'08 S2r 1000 - Red on Red
'96 900 SS/SP
'02 ST4s (gone but not forgotten)

IBA 38181

rgramjet

Quote from: sofadriver on March 24, 2012, 08:59:08 PM
bobspapa just posted three that were close but THIS has got to be ugliest of all time!

Um, its asposed to be, its a rat bike. 

The beemer and the victory are uglier imho.  First generation Ducati MS is also on that list.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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