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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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NorDog

June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM
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A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

Cloner

#1
June 10, 2011, 04:01:27 PM
That's close, but I have to go with whichever bike has Duck-Stew on it.   ;D
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

NorDog

#2
June 10, 2011, 04:48:18 PM
Anyone?  Anyone?

Okay, here's another...



Feel free to contribute.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

Monsterlover

#3
June 10, 2011, 05:48:43 PM
Ducati Paso

Hands down.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Magnus

#4
June 10, 2011, 06:05:43 PM
'02 MS4 Black Fog

Ratfink749

#5
June 10, 2011, 07:10:03 PM
Here're a couple that make my skin crawl...



Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

kopfjäger

#6
June 10, 2011, 07:12:19 PM
Give me a minute to search through this forum.  [popcorn]
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DucDodgers

#7
June 10, 2011, 07:48:06 PM
I could never understand what so many people see in this bike

Randimus Maximus

#8
June 10, 2011, 07:56:12 PM
I'd take a Rune over a Diavel.

kopfjäger

#9
June 10, 2011, 08:04:25 PM
The Rune is a bad ass bike
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gr1976

#10
June 10, 2011, 08:36:05 PM
really anything occ has ever built... [puke]

its a shame something as awe inspiring as a B2 influenced this abomination

kopfjäger

#11
June 10, 2011, 10:18:01 PM
Quote from: gr1976 on June 10, 2011, 08:36:05 PM
really anything occ has ever built... [puke]

its a shame something as awe inspiring as a B2 influenced this abomination



It's a theme bike. Not a daily driver.  8) Pick any new monster ( [puke])


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hunduc

#12
June 11, 2011, 04:42:47 AM

ungeheuer

#13
June 11, 2011, 04:44:22 AM
Quote from: DucDodgers on June 10, 2011, 07:48:06 PM
I could never understand what so many people see in this bike

+11ty B

Quote from: kopfjäger on June 10, 2011, 10:18:01 PM
Pick any new monster ( [puke])
[roll] [cheeky]

Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Randimus Maximus

#14
June 11, 2011, 07:04:17 AM
Quote from: DucDodgers on June 10, 2011, 07:48:06 PM
I could never understand what so many people see in this bike


I think many see them as a canvas.  Or a clean slate upon which to apply their art.

Such as this:

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