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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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NoisyDante

Quote from: arai_speed on June 23, 2011, 02:49:20 PM
How could I forget this "beauty"!

I absolutely loved Celli's bike, I constantly referenced photos of it while I looked for inspiration to modify my bike.


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.

'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

hunduc

Quote from: NoisyDante on June 23, 2011, 05:04:27 PM

Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.


it is still more beautiful than 99% of the bikes in this thread...

rgramjet

Quote from: NoisyDante on June 23, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
I absolutely loved Celli's bike, I constantly referenced photos of it while I looked for inspiration to modify my bike.


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.



make the beast with two backsin hippie. 

Celli's bikes Badass!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

Quote from: NoisyDante on June 23, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
I absolutely loved Celli's bike, I constantly referenced photos of it while I looked for inspiration to modify my bike.


Here's the ugliest bike in existence, the remains of mine as I'm parting it out after being struck down by a hippie in a Prius.



Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zarn02

#94
I like carbon as much as the next guy (well, unless the guy who made this is the "next guy"), however I've always found this to be a bit much.

It'd be absolutely gorgeous if properly painted, leaving carbon accents. As it is, it's an exercise in not knowing when to say when.



(Hardly the ugliest bike I've ever seen, but a real abuse of an otherwise beautiful design.)
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

ducatiz

Quote from: zarn02 on June 23, 2011, 08:01:24 PM
I like carbon as much as the next guy (well, unless the guy who made this is the "next guy"), however I've always found this to be a bit much.

It'd be absolutely gorgeous if properly painted, leaving carbon accents. As it is, it's an exercise in not knowing when to say when.



(Hardly the ugliest bike I've ever seen, but a real abuse of an otherwise beautiful design.)

it makes me dizzy
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

the_Journeyman

How about this: (obviously from Killboy highlight reel)



JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

NorDog

I saw this V-Rod side car rig at the Rock Store some time back.  Bike parking is so tight that it's difficult to get a full shot of a bike, this one was no exception, though I did find it particularly ugly.

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


NorDog

Quote from: zarn02 on June 23, 2011, 08:01:24 PM
I like carbon as much as the next guy (well, unless the guy who made this is the "next guy...

[laugh]
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


NorDog

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


ducatiz

Quote from: NorDog on July 11, 2011, 02:25:40 PM
I think this one counts...



Eyebleach please

it's like a nightmare from R. Crumb
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zarn02

There is literally nothing in that picture that is appealing.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

fastwin

Dear God!! My eyes!! :o Can I have that click back? [bang] It will take months of counseling to get over that.
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Howley

Jesus I almost lost my breakfast. How about some warning!!

NorDog

What?  What?  You guys never seen a V8 motorcycle before?   [laugh]
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin