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War of the Rats

Started by RAT900, August 25, 2011, 02:25:34 AM

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RAT900

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Simple traps...maybe fill the buckets with water or anti-freeze so they are too busy swimming to chew their way out

Bait with diaper cream or cheese  [laugh]

I hope you put your wood in a crib or some sort of cradle that keeps it off the ground....direct on the ground is a guaranteed nesting spot

how do I know?  I have large piles of unsplit wood left on the property...under tarps to keep it and the rats nice and dry!!!  Like the shed I cannot disturb the wood until winter


TRAP A MOUSE OR ANY RODENT

Live Mouse Traps 7: Rotating Bottle Trap
This is an insult to the Pez community

cokey

Got 2 with glue traps..   i dont let them suffer too long..  cutoff their air supply..  with a baby in the house, theres no mercy... 
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

somegirl

Quote from: RAT900 on September 26, 2011, 07:47:30 AMSimple traps...maybe fill the buckets with water or anti-freeze so they are too busy swimming to chew their way out

Cannot do with toddler and dogs.

Quote from: RAT900 on September 26, 2011, 07:47:30 AMI hope you put your wood in a crib or some sort of cradle that keeps it off the ground....direct on the ground is a guaranteed nesting spot

The wood for the house is up on shelves but there are piles on the ground elsewhere (tenant's wood).  I'm sure there are plenty of places a rat could nest on the property, actually. :-\
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Buckethead

Hmm... Wonder if I could import one of these guys...

OWL transformer
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fastwin

That's pretty damn cool. [thumbsup] I love the evil owl look!! Where the hell did that display come from? Kept expecting it to whip out a samurai sword!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

AJ

Sorry to hear the rat was chillin in your living room, somegirl.   Hopefully you had spare diaper cream elsewhere.   (Could it really have been that tasty??)

I hope the owl boxes are feasible!


Quote from: Speeddog on September 24, 2011, 10:22:02 AM
My dad had an outdoor cat, it spent a lot of time on the roof, as it was coyote country.
I came home one night, saw the cat on the edge of the roof... "Hi Mr. Cat".
Cat sprouted wings and flew away.
Damn near stopped my heart.  :P
[laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

somegirl

The power cord for the phone (was between the piano and the wall along with a few other cords).  Wish it had found something more high voltage! >:( >:( >:( >:(

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RAT900

Quote from: somegirl on September 28, 2011, 11:49:27 AM
The power cord for the phone (was between the piano and the wall along with a few other cords).  Wish it had found something more high voltage! >:( >:( >:( >:(



Nice floors!!

and what in the hell did you do to piss this rat off like this....mine are sneaky scurriers afraid to do more than venture in and out of the basement

you have a bunch of punk-rockers trashing your place......... and liking electrical wires...

THAT is scary and is the stuff that says it is time for big nasty glue traps and a baseball bat
This is an insult to the Pez community

Triple J

Quote from: somegirl on September 28, 2011, 11:49:27 AM
The power cord for the phone (was between the piano and the wall along with a few other cords).  Wish it had found something more high voltage! >:( >:( >:( >:(


You have some evil rats!  :o

Time to take the dogs to the kennel for a while and drop off the kid at grandmas...then declare war. Pellet guns, redneck antifreeze traps, glue traps, snap traps, poison, flame throwers, etc!

I'm surprised your dogs don't take care of it. We have nothing living in our yard due to my dogs.

Mother

remember that thing that dave (peeny hahahahhahahah)

sorry

remember that thing that dave did with the generator?

you guys should try that again and see if you can cook the little bastards
found my old skin suit

somegirl

Per a coworker's recommendation I have wrapped the replacement telephone cord in aluminum foil but I would also have to do the whole entertainment system and computer equipment.

I guess I need to step things up.  It's a bad time for MrI to be away.  

The dogs get a pass, one is 13.5 years old and the other is 14.5 years old.
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somegirl

Quote from: Jacob on September 28, 2011, 02:50:28 PM
remember that thing that dave (peeny hahahahhahahah)

sorry

remember that thing that dave did with the generator?

you guys should try that again and see if you can cook the little bastards

That was a very expensive bit of miswiring!  I am not backfeeding the whole house again even to get the rat.
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Triple J

Quote from: somegirl on September 28, 2011, 02:51:10 PM
The dogs get a pass, one is 13.5 years old and the other is 14.5 years old.

That makes sense. Mine are quite a bit younger.

Good luck!  [thumbsup]

somegirl

Don't know why it didn't occur to me before I can put bucket trap behind safety gate.  Just built this, this is where the tube of diaper cream was.

Only using water though.  No antifreeze.

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somegirl

Oops, can tell from the picture I need to align ramp and dowel slightly better.
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