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Started by RAT900, August 25, 2011, 02:25:34 AM

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rgramjet

#195
October 02, 2011, 07:08:48 PM
Quote from: peeny on October 02, 2011, 01:57:15 PM
I will kill every. last. one. of. those. mothermake the beast with two backsers.

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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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ducpainter

#196
October 02, 2011, 07:17:20 PM
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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RAT900

#197
October 02, 2011, 07:48:49 PM
This IS a NIMH rat...it is communicating with you....telling you your kid is vulnerable

this one is the foul beast of satan indeed    :o
This is an insult to the Pez community

KnightofNi

#198
October 03, 2011, 07:11:21 AM
Quote from: Buckethead on October 02, 2011, 01:22:17 PM
Uh oh!  :o

Screwing with the kids toys?

He done gone and make the beast with two backsed up now...   >:(

ohh, it's the kid's toy!
I thought those are Mr I's megablocks... ;D
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somegirl

#199
October 10, 2011, 01:27:41 PM
Friday night my MIL forgot and left the bananas out on the counter, and the rat had a field day with them.

We put everything away the next night, but I guess after the previous feast, the rat was not going to be denied.



It totally gorged on an avocado in there.

Yup, ignores the bacon bits and eats through wire mesh to get at avocado.

Apparently what we have here is a vegan rat.
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Speedbag

#200
October 10, 2011, 01:30:54 PM
And he's aware of all the nutritional benefits of avocados.
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Artful

#201
October 10, 2011, 01:32:38 PM
Gasp! You're going to need the following

1. a dirty hemp hat
2. a few cups of free trade coffee
3. a Nissan Leaf (a Prius is far too mainstream)
4. an early release model of the iPad 3
5. a Sarah Mclachlan album back from when she was underground

Arrange them all in a drum circle and wait.
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Speedbag

#202
October 10, 2011, 01:35:06 PM
Don't forget the patchouli oil!
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Monsterlover

#203
October 10, 2011, 01:37:48 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

#204
October 10, 2011, 01:59:52 PM
Quote from: somegirl on October 10, 2011, 01:27:41 PM
Friday night my MIL forgot and left the bananas out on the counter, and the rat had a field day with them.

We put everything away the next night, but I guess after the previous feast, the rat was not going to be denied.



It totally gorged on an avocado in there.

Yup, ignores the bacon bits and eats through wire mesh to get at avocado.

Apparently what we have here is a vegan rat.




He must die a slow and painful death,

he must see the look in your eye and the smile on your face

before he goes to meet his maker

on another note my rativity has dropped off considerably...the poison has devastated them

Exterminator came last Friday and checked the bait stations,

only the one inside the dirt cellar had been hit....ugh...still inside

no yard sightings...and no fresh activity around the outside slip holes at the foundation line of the house

SiL has emptied the basement of his stellar collection of crap and clutter

so we can now put some tracking dust around all the holes on the dirt side and see if they are active at all

if they are, I may run a hose off a 2 cycle motor with a heavy oil/gas mix

and run the hose into one of the holes and start smoking it to see if anything pops
This is an insult to the Pez community

muskrat

#205
October 10, 2011, 02:07:51 PM
I killed another make the beast with two backser this morning.  Thankfully they are not in the house but I'm running out of pellets. 

Why don't you try poisoning some fruit and leave it on a nice little plate with all the fixins? 
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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RAT900

#206
October 10, 2011, 02:18:54 PM
Quote from: muskrat on October 10, 2011, 02:07:51 PM
I killed another make the beast with two backser this morning.  Thankfully they are not in the house but I'm running out of pellets.  

Why don't you try poisoning some fruit and leave it on a nice little plate with all the fixins?  

SG's rat would take the poison fruit and mix it back in with the good stuff just to rattle her

are you using the gold Raptor pellets?
This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

#207
October 10, 2011, 03:16:07 PM
I have a problem with pocket gophers at my east TX farm. It's not like an urban rat problem but they tunnel like crazy in the soft sandy soil, push up mounds of dirt everywhere and eat the roots off of anything planted in the yard. RODENTS to the max! Well, years ago I learned that if I find a fresh mound of dirt at the end of an active tunnel and I find a hole in the mound then out comes the trusty riding lawn mower and a convenient 6 foot section of old water hose!! [evil] Pull up to the hole, let previously mentioned riding mower idle away and connect the exhaust and mound hole with the water hose and walk away. About the length of time it takes to drink a beer and have a cigar seems to do the trick. Funny how those tunnels always seem to stop right there.
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muskrat

#208
October 10, 2011, 10:15:39 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 10, 2011, 02:18:54 PM
SG's rat would take the poison fruit and mix it back in with the good stuff just to rattle her

are you using the gold Raptor pellets?
nah, the hollow point.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Popeye the Sailor

#209
October 10, 2011, 10:17:39 PM
What would you folk recommend for shooting the rat? My arsenal involves a longbow, a crossbow, a blowgun, and a Mosin.

None of those will cut it. I want to ensure rat death but not put hole sin anything bigger. Pellet gun sound about right?
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