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I hit a cow today.

Started by Grampa, October 19, 2011, 06:07:07 PM

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spolic

#15
October 20, 2011, 11:47:48 AM
For when you get that Ural.
He man, where are all the ads?

mickyvee

#16
October 20, 2011, 12:34:44 PM
 [thumbsdown] Back in '77, I was rounding a bend, in the dark, way out in the sticks. Then, without warning, I was knocked off and ended up in the middle of the road, with my bike on the opposite side. The headlight was still on, and I just managed to see the arse end of the sheep which had jumped over a dry stone wall, and landed on top of me! I'm glad it wasn't a cow!

ducpainter

#17
October 20, 2011, 06:38:11 PM
Quote from: herm on October 19, 2011, 08:21:09 PM
i would have gone straight to in-n-out burger and had my revenge...
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OT

#18
October 20, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
This thread is useless without pics..... ;D

Grampa

#19
October 20, 2011, 08:40:43 PM
Spolic posted a pic.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#20
October 20, 2011, 08:56:48 PM
so now you have cow snot on your arm and a skid mark in your drawers.  big make the beast with two backsin' deal
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Grampa

#21
October 20, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
And I killed Gaddafi today too.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

#22
October 21, 2011, 05:11:42 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 20, 2011, 09:21:46 PM
And I killed Gaddafi today too.

While on the bike?  Nice touch.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#23
October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

muskrat

#24
October 21, 2011, 08:17:14 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.
Its artful i bet. 
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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zooom

#25
October 21, 2011, 09:53:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.

Quote from: muskrat on October 21, 2011, 08:17:14 AM
Its artful i bet. 

he shits out shapes of artful?.....man.....I wonder if the shapes include him in that free leather jumperroo suit or not?
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ducatiz

#26
October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
I do shit with style.

if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zooom

#27
October 21, 2011, 12:09:48 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style

okay...you wanted to wear a cow print kilt?.....where's Kni?!?!?!
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Grampa

#28
October 21, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 21, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
if you had kilt him with the cow, now that would be style

Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lethe

#29
October 21, 2011, 03:33:38 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 21, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
Well..... I was wearing my one piece suit....so technically a cow/kangaroo did assist in the killing . Natures double tap.
a cow/kangaroo?
The farmer has to crawl into the pouch to milk it?
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