I knew I was a horndog as a teenager but..

[RAT900]

Part of zoning administration involves inspections of our major shopping centers for violations... illegal signage, outdoor storage, unenclosed dumpsters, etc...  it's routine to take a spin through the mall's parking lots right after lunchtime or in early afternoon.

I've instructed my employees to make sure they coast up behind any rocking vehicles they find, hit the hazzard lights and horn, and say "You, in the car! Stop it right now!" through the P.A.  The guy with the best picture in his camera phone of the suprised couple usually gets lunch from the rest of the office at the end of the month.

[IZ]

 

[RAT900]

You should go get a Coitus Interruptus Award made-up

and host a monthly award presentation luncheon

maybe a Banishment From Eden plaque like this with engraving

[KnightofNi]

i will admit that i have been guilty of missing certain cues that the area we chose was more well travelled than i thought.


like the arking lot of a movie theater...i just smiled at the mom trying to hide her kid's eyes as they walked right next to the car. (they could have gone far away, they wanted to know what was going on i guess)

[Monsterlover]

They got what they paid for

[RAT900]

(they could have gone far away, they wanted to know what was going on i guess)

well if the car was bouncing like an LA lowrider with an air suspension I could imagine the mom's curiosity

[Monsterlover]

[KnightofNi]

well if the car was bouncing like an LA lowrider with an air suspension I could imagine the mom's curiosity

it wasn't rocking that badly.

[Jumptship]

No funny story about catching anyone but some jerk scared the crap out of my 18 Year Old girlfriend and I having some fun in the front seat of my car in front of the community mailbox...ruined a perfect afternoon.










LOL

[Bun-bun]

Before we were married, my wife was game for almost anything, almost anywhere. One memorable time I was driving thru town with her in my Fiat Spider. The day was warm, the top was down, and with no warning, she leans over, unzips me, and starts knobgobbling for all she's worth. It's all good til we get to a stoplight. I wasn't paying much attention to anything but the show in my pants until I heard someone say "Goddamn! Ain't that some shit!" I look over and two guys in a truck are getting an eyefull. Soon as the light changed, I zipped away and drove behind a warehouse a couple of blocks over where we could TCB without an audience.