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Started by MendoDave, December 07, 2011, 06:28:56 AM

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rgramjet

#60
December 15, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: ManaloEA on December 14, 2011, 01:00:33 AM
Wholeheartedly agree!
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The winningest wrestler in my junior year of high school would go off his meds a few days before a match and smoke a cigarette right before.  I think he broke like 2-3 opponents ankles that season.  He wrestled crazy, like a monkey....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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muskrat

#61
December 15, 2011, 08:18:34 AM
but it's "not my fault."  :P
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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fastwin

#62
December 15, 2011, 09:15:19 AM
I love that audio vid of the school voice mail message. I don't even care if it's not real. I can't believe the bullshit I hear sometimes coming from other parents at my kid's school. I don't know where these folks grew up. Hell, they should be serving after school detention with their kids! It's unreal how deep the lack of personal responsibility runs in some families. And it just gets passed along to the kids and then to their kids in the future. [bang]

My wife and I both worked for years at the local county criminal courthouse. I can't tell you how many times we heard parents of young defendants tell us how their kid wasn't the one on the  security video tape robbing the convenience store. Even though they were arrested a 100 yards from the store with the gun and the money on them and there were half a dozen witnesses! "Nope, not my baby! He would never do something like that. Y'all are setting him up! That's not him in the video." Just unbelievable. [roll]
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Speedbag

#63
December 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
I am truly afraid (and saddened) at what society will be like around the year 2100.....  :P
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ducpainter

#64
December 15, 2011, 05:11:06 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on December 15, 2011, 03:30:18 PM
I am truly afraid (and saddened) at what society will be like around the year 2100.....  :P
Pretty sad already IMO.
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lethe

#65
December 15, 2011, 05:16:05 PM
people have always been a sad lot, just more obvious now as the saddest get the most media these days
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Triple J

#66
December 16, 2011, 08:14:47 AM
Quote from: lethe on December 15, 2011, 05:16:05 PM
people have always been a sad lot, just more obvious now as the saddest get the most media these days

+1

Quit watching/reading the news so much and you start to feel better about things.

rgramjet

#67
December 16, 2011, 01:37:33 PM Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 01:42:40 PM by rgramjet
A third grader at my kids elementary school got expelled this week.  He got in a fight with another 3rd grader, kneed the other kid in the face three times before they were separated.  Kid had a broken eye socket.

Ug.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Vindingo

#68
December 16, 2011, 02:10:38 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on December 16, 2011, 01:37:33 PM
A third grader at my kids elementary school got expelled this week.  He got in a fight with another 3rd grader, kneed the other kid in the face three times before they were separated.  Kid had a broken eye socket.

Ug.
damn!

UFC FTW...   :-\

That's a bit brutal for an 8 year old.  I hate to blame TV, but where the hell does a little kid learn to do something like that?  

I remember my first fight in grade school.  5th grade- 3 punches were thrown.  He hit me in the ear/side of the head, I punched him in the mouth twice.  Injuries- him: broken lip and a I had bruised ear.  My mom beat the crap out of me when I got home.  Pretty standard grade school fight...

Knees to the face seem like a bit much.  

     

MendoDave

#69
December 17, 2011, 08:29:26 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on December 16, 2011, 02:10:38 PM
damn!

UFC FTW...   :-\

That's a bit brutal for an 8 year old.  I hate to blame TV, but where the hell does a little kid learn to do something like that?  

I remember my first fight in grade school.  5th grade- 3 punches were thrown.  He hit me in the ear/side of the head, I punched him in the mouth twice.  Injuries- him: broken lip and a I had bruised ear.  My mom beat the crap out of me when I got home.  Pretty standard grade school fight...

Knees to the face seem like a bit much.  

     

Yea no kidding.

zarn02

#70
December 17, 2011, 08:33:02 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on December 16, 2011, 02:10:38 PM
That's a bit brutal for an 8 year old.  I hate to blame TV, but where the hell does a little kid learn to do something like that?  

While the kid may have seen such things on the tube, actually doing them reveals a larger problem than poor entertainment choices.
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Slide Panda

#72
April 04, 2012, 10:55:03 AM
On that theme

Lady Calls 911 Over Wrong Burger King Order

- Yay for the 911 operator

There's a longer version I've heard where the lady calls back, and gets the same operator. The lady threatens to block the drive trough and the op tells her she will send the deputies if she does that - to arrest her if she does that.
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MendoDave

#73
April 04, 2012, 11:05:01 AM
Quote from: Sad Panda on April 04, 2012, 10:55:03 AM
On that theme


- Yay for the 911 operator

There's a longer version I've heard where the lady calls back, and gets the same operator. The lady threatens to block the drive trough and the op tells her she will send the deputies if she does that - to arrest her if she does that.

They have a western cheeseburger?

lethe

#74
April 04, 2012, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on April 04, 2012, 11:05:01 AM
They have a western cheeseburger?
authentic Texas cuisine I'm sure  [puke]
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