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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Started by koko64, December 21, 2011, 01:25:50 AM

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koko64

Wishing all DMF members a merry Christmas and happy New Year.
To all OZ Monster members and World members, it's a pleasure sharing this all consuming passion with you all.
Thanks especially to the founders and moderators, and those with a wonderfully sick sense of humour.
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koko64

Thanks Steve, to you and your family Merry Christmas. [beer]
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Happy Solstice, Merry Christmas, Happy Channukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and Merry Festivus to all....


I think I covered them all....
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koko64

Especially Festivus. [laugh]

"and now for the feats of strength"..
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Bick

Quote from: koko64 on December 21, 2011, 08:30:55 AM
"and now for the feats of strength"..

I'm not done airing grievances yet.

Merry Christmas to all.

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CairnsDuc

Hello Friends


I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following :


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Your Preferred Country of Residence is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher ..


Best Regards ( without prejudice )


Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).

ZLTFUL

 [laugh] [clap]

Seriously though folks, Merry Christmas, Happy Channukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, and happy holidays to all of my friends here at the DMF.

Yeah...even you, Krampus!  [beer]
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I hope everyone has a Happy Card Playing Day and National Bicarbonate of Soda Day as well.  [thumbsup]

and everyone have great days on those other weird holidays you've been mentioning  ;D
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Compliments of the season to you all! [beer] [wine] Hope you all have a great Christmas and a New Year filled with happiness, good health and good riding! And if you are traveling may it be safe and uneventful. [thumbsup] [Dolph] Again, my thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of the DMF members we have lost this year.

Hohoho. ;)
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May all your holiday seasons be filled with warmth and good cheer.... and your deliverance into the new year be a safe and happy one...
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Quote from: SpankyDuc on December 21, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
Hello Friends


I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following :


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Your Preferred Country of Residence is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher ..


Best Regards ( without prejudice )


Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).
Funny and sobering post, truly enjoyed reading it. Makes me agree with Shakespeare...First kill all........
Merry Christmas everyone