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Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter

Started by sugarcrook, February 13, 2012, 11:49:03 AM

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sugarcrook

February 13, 2012, 11:49:03 AM
It's kinda slow on Monday, but here ya go. 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Official Trailer (HD)
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fastwin

#1
February 13, 2012, 01:09:37 PM
Never thought of an axe as an effective vampire deterrent. And I thought Abe had better things to do like going to the theatre. ;)
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CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

lethe

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February 13, 2012, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 01:09:37 PM
Never thought of an axe as an effective vampire deterrent. And I thought Abe had better things to do like going to the theatre. ;)
If you're badass enough to fell a large tree in a single swipe, I'd say even a plastic straw would be effective in such hands.
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fastwin

#3
February 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM
I have a lot of tree cutting to do at my property in the country. That badass Abe has got some work to do. ;)

Besides, why did they pick Abe to be the Civil War era Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Why not Tom Sawyer or Huckleberry Finn? Yeah, I know they are a little post Abe but they're close enough to be early Buffys! ;D [popcorn]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

lethe

#4
February 13, 2012, 02:36:53 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 02:34:44 PM
I have a lot of tree cutting to do at my property in the country. That badass Abe has got some work to do. ;)

Besides, why did they pick Abe to be the Civil War era Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Why not Tom Sawyer or Huckleberry Finn? Yeah, I know they are a little post Abe but they're close enough to be early Buffys! ;D [popcorn]
They didn't know Poe
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fastwin

#5
February 13, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
Wait a minute... are they calling us Southerners vampires? God dammit, thems fightin' words!! Dixie don't take no shit! [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Le Pirate

#6
February 13, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: fastwin on February 13, 2012, 02:43:47 PM
Wait a minute... are they calling us Southerners vampires? God dammit, thems fightin' words!! Dixie don't take no shit! [laugh] [laugh]

since when does a TEXAN refer to himself as a southerner? We're Texans, dammit!  [laugh]
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fastwin

#7
February 14, 2012, 07:20:14 AM
Southwestener? [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

El Matador

#8
February 14, 2012, 11:27:09 AM
Quote from: Le Pirate on February 13, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
since when does a TEXAN refer to himself as a southerner? We're Texans, dammit!  [laugh]

Damn right. As I'm constantly reminded, we live in the replublic of Texas. There's even a national beer of Texas.

ducatiz

#9
February 14, 2012, 11:39:24 AM
Q:  What do you do if you can't fit a Texan into his coffin?

A:  Give him an enema and bury him in a shoebox.
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fastwin

#10
February 14, 2012, 11:58:51 AM
Be nice people. [popcorn] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Le Pirate

#11
February 16, 2012, 02:41:30 PM
Quote from: El Matador on February 14, 2012, 11:27:09 AM
Damn right. As I'm constantly reminded, we live in the replublic of Texas. There's even a national beer of Texas.

Wait. I'm not that good of a Texan, apparently...

What is our state..ahem...national beer? I know I pretty much only drink Shiner  [drink]
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fastwin

#12
February 16, 2012, 03:01:16 PM
Mmmmm.... Shiner. [drool] I'm digging the Bohemian Black Lager! [thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [clap] Bet vampire killin' Abe could go for one. All that axe wielding works up a thirst.
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Le Pirate

#13
February 16, 2012, 03:23:37 PM
it's all about the Shiner Hefeweizen (make sure you swirl as you pour). It's pure awesome in a bottle  [drink]
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Speedbag

#14
February 16, 2012, 03:25:06 PM
In the trailer, they show what appears to be expansion of the capitol building. Didn't that happen after Abe got capped? I'm so confused.

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