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Started by ItsaDuc, February 21, 2012, 08:54:38 AM

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fastwin

#1
February 21, 2012, 09:00:30 AM
Great. More scary shit. [roll] Wonder if they can do anything about my hair loss? [popcorn]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Grampa

#2
February 21, 2012, 09:04:41 AM
Quote from: fastwin on February 21, 2012, 09:00:30 AM
Great. More scary shit. [roll] Wonder if they can do anything about my hair loss? [popcorn]

Go to Burt Reynolds toup emporium
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

pennyrobber

#3
February 21, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
Life..........finds a way. -The Fly
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

fastwin

#4
February 21, 2012, 10:20:44 AM
Quote from: pennyrobber on February 21, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
Life..........finds a way. -The Fly

That '86 re-make of The Fly was pretty cool. [thumbsup] [popcorn] Brundle-Fly. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducatiz

#5
February 21, 2012, 11:53:03 AM
It's only a matter of time.  The best part will be the animal-human hybrids they'll make to do all our manual labor.  That is, until they revolt and eat us all.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

#6
February 21, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on February 21, 2012, 11:53:03 AM
It's only a matter of time.  The best part will be the animal-human hybrids they'll make to do all our manual labor.  That is, until they revolt and eat us all.

They already exist........ They are known a SEIU members.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

fastwin

#7
February 21, 2012, 01:59:05 PM
Sounds like hybrid critter version of the Walking Dead. [popcorn]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

lethe

#8
February 21, 2012, 02:28:54 PM
We'll finally perfect a way to destroy ourselves if it kills us trying!
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducatiz

#9
February 21, 2012, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 21, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
They already exist........ They are known a SEIU members.

[popcorn]  [wine]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

WarrenJ

#10
February 21, 2012, 05:13:07 PM
I've been reading for a number of years about attempts to clone mastodons.  I have 43 acres here - I'd like to start a mastodon ranch.  I'd find the most tractable ones and train them for low impact  winter logging and for mastodon back grouse hunting.  Problem mastodons and culls would be put in a large high fence hunting operation, where for a very large sum of money and a signed indemnification, you can don your loincloth and lease a couple flint tipped spears or an atlatl (deposit required) and go toe to toe with our ancient prey and channel your troglodyte ancestors!

Mastodon leather, steaks, burger, ivory, mastodon wool sweaters, mastodon veal - the opportunities are endless!!!!!

This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!

cokey

#11
February 21, 2012, 05:44:51 PM
Can I get 5 acres..  wait, you have winters..
I WIN
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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

fastwin

#12
February 21, 2012, 07:01:10 PM
Quote from: WarrenJ on February 21, 2012, 05:13:07 PM
I've been reading for a number of years about attempts to clone mastodons.  I have 43 acres here - I'd like to start a mastodon ranch.  I'd find the most tractable ones and train them for low impact  winter logging and for mastodon back grouse hunting.  Problem mastodons and culls would be put in a large high fence hunting operation, where for a very large sum of money and a signed indemnification, you can don your loincloth and lease a couple flint tipped spears or an atlatl (deposit required) and go toe to toe with our ancient prey and channel your troglodyte ancestors!

Mastodon leather, steaks, burger, ivory, mastodon wool sweaters, mastodon veal - the opportunities are endless!!!!!



Outstanding idea!! [clap] [popcorn] [bacon]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

rgramjet

#13
February 21, 2012, 07:30:01 PM
Mastodon Mozzarella?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

WarrenJ

#14
February 21, 2012, 08:34:42 PM
Hadn't thought about the cheese angle - the dairy barn across the road is idle - probably have to raise the ceiling for clearance and put in larger stantions.  Probably need a bigger bulk tank too.  Aged brick cheese made from mastodon milk - the marketing slogans are endless.  Getting slapped with a piss soaked cow tail while milking would probably be a fond memory after what would probably happen in that barn.  Standing behind a mastodon when it coughs after being on fresh spring grass would probably be a fatal event.  I have learned a lot of things milking cows that I wish I didn't know.
This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!
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