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Started by Monsterlover, March 03, 2012, 09:35:36 PM

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ducatiz

#15
July 29, 2012, 10:18:31 AM
Quote from: howie on July 29, 2012, 09:51:52 AM
SQUIRREL FEEDER >:(

seems to me you could easily put a guillotine in the base, like a rat trap. 
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Howie

#16
July 29, 2012, 11:12:12 AM Last Edit: July 29, 2012, 11:14:24 AM by howie
Quote from: Buckethead on July 29, 2012, 10:11:35 AM
Keeps them out of your tomatoes...

Nope, more food = more squirrels.

A fisher cat would work, only problem is they like cats too.

Howie

#17
July 29, 2012, 12:30:13 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on July 29, 2012, 10:18:31 AM
seems to me you could easily put a guillotine in the base, like a rat trap. 

;D

Bick

#18
September 02, 2014, 05:54:18 PM
I'm sure this has been posted somewhere else...

Howie been getting inventive again?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Howie

#19
September 03, 2014, 03:41:25 AM
Quote from: Bick on September 02, 2014, 05:54:18 PM
I'm sure this has been posted somewhere else...

Howie been getting inventive again?...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo

Derby, but well worth it. 

Bick

#20
April 30, 2016, 03:20:17 PM
And here we have Howie's dog...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#21
July 02, 2016, 04:06:56 PM
And this is where my opinion differs...  Sorry Howie.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

red baron

#22
July 02, 2016, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: Bick on April 30, 2016, 03:20:17 PM
And here we have Howie's dog...


Too funny.  [laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Howie

#23
July 02, 2016, 06:53:24 PM
Quote from: Bick on July 02, 2016, 04:06:56 PM
And this is where my opinion differs...  Sorry Howie.



Good grief.

kopfjäger

#24
July 02, 2016, 07:01:00 PM
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Howie

#25
July 03, 2016, 04:16:04 AM
Ask Doreen to visit here.  Maybe she could speak to the local squirrel population and initiate a peace plan.  They broke into my neighbor's house for the 4th time in less than two years.

Bick

#26
August 06, 2018, 06:50:34 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Monsterlover

#27
August 06, 2018, 07:04:13 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Howie

#28
August 06, 2018, 10:34:27 PM
My wife was sitting under our Magnolia tree.  The squirrels didn't want her there.  They started throwing tree part at her.

Bick

#29
August 13, 2018, 10:17:26 AM
Squirrels carry all kinds of vile diseases...  rabies, bubonic plague, zombie virus...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-chased-by-squirrel-calls-police_us_5b6f269ce4b0bdd06209c0dd
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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