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Loris Capirossi has a new gig

Started by Pedro-bot, April 16, 2012, 11:21:05 AM

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BMW M MotoGPâ,,¢ expert -- what??

he's going to consult on making sure that the safety cars are safe?  and his job is already done?  "The high-performance BMW M vehicles fully meet the requirements that apply to safety cars on the race track"


someone in marketing forgot they had a presentation that day.
Like this is the racing, no?


thought

I never realized how short he was till this pic...

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It looks like an episode of "Pit Boss".
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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Quote from: thought on April 16, 2012, 02:38:49 PM
I never realized how short he was till this pic...

According to motogp.com, he's 165cm tall, which is about 5'5".
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Quote from: zarn02 on April 16, 2012, 04:34:29 PM
According to motogp.com, he's 165cm tall, which is about 5'5".
Which just so happens to be gargantuan proportions...

compared to Dani.  ;D
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He almost ran me over in the pits at Indy in 2009. I can vouche that the picture is NOT photshopped.  [laugh]
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#8
When I saw his pic this is what I thought of almost immediately.






But, did you scroll all the way down and see the Red Bull Ladies?   [evil]

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Quote from: Pedro-bot on April 17, 2012, 06:46:41 AM
But, did you scroll all the way down and see the Red Bull Ladies?   [evil]

<<CAUTION, NSFW??>>

it wasn't really not safe for work IMHO....if you can look at MotoGP grid girls, you can see those shots without issue...hell...I think Victoria's Secret has more risque' stuff on their site sometimes...
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Quote from: zooom on April 17, 2012, 07:36:02 AM
it wasn't really not safe for work IMHO....if you can look at MotoGP grid girls, you can see those shots without issue...hell...I think Victoria's Secret has more risque' stuff on their site sometimes...

That's why I added the ??.
View at your own discretion.
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Quote from: bobspapa on April 17, 2012, 09:13:49 AM
this may be needed

http://www.carbonfibergear.com/carbon-fiber-childrens-car-seat-prototype-by-rory-craig/

Man you beat me to it.

Some of the new cars have built in boosters in the back seats.  I wonder if this car has one in the drivers seat? 

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I have no comment as to his height  :'(
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.