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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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krolik

#255
July 04, 2008, 02:31:49 PM
Granted, You didn't get a sunburn today, you got frostbite.

I wish I had a Sopwith Camel.
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lethe

#256
July 04, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 04, 2008, 02:31:49 PM
Granted, You didn't get a sunburn today, you got frostbite.

I wish I had a Sopwith Camel.
Ok, you swap spit with a camel. That was easy but an odd thing to wish for.

I wish I could focus my gas in a death beam from my ass and destroy anything I target.
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TiNi

#257
July 04, 2008, 04:58:45 PM
 [puke]

ducatiz

#258
July 04, 2008, 05:42:38 PM
Quote from: lethe on July 04, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
Ok, you swap spit with a camel. That was easy but an odd thing to wish for.

I wish I could focus my gas in a death beam from my ass and destroy anything I target.

granted, but in order to be able to focus your gas, it has to be semi-solid, so you just end up shitting your pants constantly in order to destroy people.  however, it never destroys anything, it only makes people gag a bit and you go home with horrible sharts.

I wish I could cause other people's farts to stay on their bodies so they have to smell them for the rest of the day.
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Porsche Monkey

#259
July 04, 2008, 07:39:53 PM
Granted.  But everyones farts also stick to you and you smell like peoples farts all day long. I wish I didn't have a hangover right now. 
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Super T.I.B

#260
July 04, 2008, 10:50:04 PM
Granted. But to no longer have a hangover, you must drink more and have massive hangover tomorrow morning.

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

BWClark

#261
July 04, 2008, 10:54:20 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on July 04, 2008, 07:39:53 PM
Granted.  But everyones farts also stick to you and you smell like peoples farts all day long. I wish I didn't have a hangover right now. 

Granted, you'll have it in 5 seconds' time instead, and your head will hurt twice as much and you will be twice as nauseated.

Doh!

QuoteCheeseburger

Presto, here's your delicious cheeseburger, contained in an impregnable container. You can look at it though...

I wish I was looking forward to my father-in-law coming to visit...   [bang]

ducatiz

#262
July 05, 2008, 04:53:14 AM
Quote from: BWClark on July 04, 2008, 10:54:20 PM
Granted, you'll have it in 5 seconds' time instead, and your head will hurt twice as much and you will be twice as nauseated.

Doh!

Presto, here's your delicious cheeseburger, contained in an impregnable container. You can look at it though...

I wish I was looking forward to my father-in-law coming to visit...   [bang]

>poof<  you are now deeply in love with your father-in-law and you always pine for his return...

I wish my sister-in-law would wear normal clothes and stop wearing miniskirts with no panties and having "OOPSIE!" moments when she (and her husband and kids) come over.  They think I have a perma-tent.  She does it on purpose for the attention.

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

aaronb

#263
July 05, 2008, 07:17:12 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on July 05, 2008, 04:53:14 AM
>poof<  you are now deeply in love with your father-in-law and you always pine for his return...

I wish my sister-in-law would wear normal clothes and stop wearing miniskirts with no panties and having "OOPSIE!" moments when she (and her husband and kids) come over.  They think I have a perma-tent.  She does it on purpose for the attention.



poof you like men now, her dress has no effect on your 'tent'


i wish i had a big ham and cheese omelet with mushrooms, onions, and peppers...  and it was on a plate in front of me and i had a fork, a hand to control it, a mouth to ingest it and a stomach to digest it.   
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lethe

#264
July 05, 2008, 07:21:24 AM Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 07:23:01 AM by lethe
Quote from: aaronb on July 05, 2008, 07:17:12 AM
poof you like men now, her dress has no effect on your 'tent'


i wish i had a big ham and cheese omelet with mushrooms, onions, and peppers...  and it was on a plate in front of me and i had a fork, a hand to control it, a mouth to ingest it and a stomach to digest it.   
But you have no ass to get rid of the waste and die painfully.

I wish I could fly through the air swiftly and with ease when wearing my magic pajamas.

Oh and I wish Knight was swifter because I have a feeling that he's about to screw up wish corrupting yet again.  [roll]
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TiNi

#265
July 05, 2008, 07:26:40 AM
Quote from: lethe on July 05, 2008, 07:21:24 AM
But you have no ass to get rid of the waste and die painfully.

I wish I could fly through the air swiftly and with ease when wearing my magic pajamas.

Oh and I wish Knight was swifter because I have a feeling that he's about to screw up wish corrupting yet again.  [roll]

you can fly with your magic pajamas, but they are soooo coool i borrow them, and never return them...

ii wish knight could type faster

Stillie

#266
July 05, 2008, 08:10:06 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on July 05, 2008, 07:26:40 AM
you can fly with your magic pajamas, but they are soooo coool i borrow them, and never return them...

ii wish knight could type faster

Granted but now he's filling up your PM box with gheyness.

I wish I could knock 3 seconds off my laptimes at VIR.
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Ducatista

#267
July 05, 2008, 08:18:10 AM
Quote from: Stillie on July 05, 2008, 08:10:06 AM
Granted but now he's filling up your PM box with gheyness.

I wish I could knock 3 seconds off my laptimes at VIR.


Granted, but you have a huge crash in T10 on the next lap.  (Oh, wait, that already happened.)

I wish I could get my body to do what my brain tells it to do at the track.
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Monsterlover

#268
July 05, 2008, 08:39:58 AM Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 08:43:33 AM by Monsterlover
Quote from: Ducatista on July 05, 2008, 08:18:10 AM
Granted, but you have a huge crash in T10 on the next lap.  (Oh, wait, that already happened.)

I wish I could get my body to do what my brain tells it to do at the track.

granted.  you go into a corner too hot and think to yourself "oh shit!"

I wish my eyes would change color depending on my mood.
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silentbob

#269
July 05, 2008, 08:56:44 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 05, 2008, 08:39:58 AM
granted.  you go into a corner too hot and think to yourself "oh shit!"

I wish my eyes would change color depending on my mood.

They do.  I can see them changing color while they sit in a jar on my desk.

I wish ducatizzzz's sister in law was here.
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