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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Needle99

#675
March 03, 2016, 03:30:47 AM
Granted. Your fingers have been removed and are now sold in adult stores.

I wish Rick Astley was born mute.
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ducatiz

#676
March 03, 2016, 09:35:25 AM
Quote from: Needle99 on March 03, 2016, 03:30:47 AM
Granted. Your fingers have been removed and are now sold in adult stores.

I wish Rick Astley was born mute.

brrring!  He was born mute and you've saved millions from being rick-rolled.  Only, now as a fluke, YOU are the singer for singing Never Gonna Give You Up and everyone on the planet hates you except Rick Astley who sends you selfies and dick pix on a weekly basis.

I wish I owned a starship like the Millenium Falcon and could fly anywhere in the galaxy.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

herm

#677
March 03, 2016, 09:42:50 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 03, 2016, 09:35:25 AM
brrring!  He was born mute and you've saved millions from being rick-rolled.  Only, now as a fluke, YOU are the singer for singing Never Gonna Give You Up and everyone on the planet hates you except Rick Astley who sends you selfies and dick pix on a weekly basis.

I wish I owned a starship like the Millenium Falcon and could fly anywhere in the galaxy.

Congratulations, she's yours! But now you have the a corrupt, evil government, dog the bounty hunter, and some obese payday loan guy trying to break both your legs for some unpaid parking tickets at the international space station.

I wish that my driveway wasn't a big mud puddle.
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MendoDave

#678
March 04, 2016, 06:16:42 AM
Quote from: herm on March 03, 2016, 09:42:50 PM
Congratulations, she's yours! But now you have the a corrupt, evil government, dog the bounty hunter, and some obese payday loan guy trying to break both your legs for some unpaid parking tickets at the international space station.

I wish that my driveway wasn't a big mud puddle.


The pavers came and finished your driveway off with concrete. Unfortunately the company is owned by the Mafia and now you pay them protection money every week.

Oldfisti

#679
March 04, 2016, 03:12:30 PM
I wish Dave wished for something.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
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ducpainter

#680
March 04, 2016, 03:54:28 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 04, 2016, 03:12:30 PM
I wish Dave wished for something.
Dave's not here...
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MendoDave

#681
March 04, 2016, 04:05:46 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 04, 2016, 03:12:30 PM
I wish Dave wished for something.

I wish Bick all the Nings in the world.

Oldfisti

#682
March 04, 2016, 05:56:47 PM
Presto!  Your wish is granted.

Bick has ALL the nings in the world.

By some strange alignment in the planets it's actually Freaky Friday today.  You and Bick have traded bodies.

I wish for world peace.



Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

MendoDave

#683
March 04, 2016, 06:02:45 PM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 04, 2016, 05:56:47 PM
Presto!  Your wish is granted.

Bick has ALL the nings in the world.

By some strange alignment in the planets it's actually Freaky Friday today.  You and Bick have traded bodies.

I wish for world peace.




Duh..ohh!

Monsterlover

#684
March 05, 2016, 07:41:02 AM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 04, 2016, 05:56:47 PM
Presto!  Your wish is granted.

Bick has ALL the nings in the world.

By some strange alignment in the planets it's actually Freaky Friday today.  You and Bick have traded bodies.

I wish for world peace.





Ka-bang!  Wish granted.

Except you were misheard and you got whirled peas.

That's like pea paste. That shit's nasty.

I wish the temp was in the 70's
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MendoDave

#685
March 05, 2016, 07:49:12 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 05, 2016, 07:41:02 AM
Ka-bang!  Wish granted.

Except you were misheard and you got whirled peas.

That's like pea paste. That shit's nasty.

I wish the temp was in the 70's

Wish granted. It's 74 degrees for the next few days, but you are going to have to attend a wedding in Death Valley where it will be 97 degrees, and stay in a cheap motel with noisy air conditioner that doesnt really work.

Monsterlover

#686
March 05, 2016, 08:04:56 AM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 04, 2016, 03:12:30 PM
I wish Dave wished for something.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#687
March 06, 2016, 01:50:01 PM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on March 05, 2016, 07:49:12 AM
Wish granted. It's 74 degrees for the next few days, but you are going to have to attend a wedding in Death Valley where it will be 97 degrees, and stay in a cheap motel with noisy air conditioner that doesnt really work.


NOOO!!

Wish granted!  You're now a temp working in 1972 in a grungy office building in DC.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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