Corrupt a wish

[x136]

You are given two more wishes, but the wishes can only be used to make warts appear on your own face.

I wish I had the power to make warts appear on the faces of others!

[Monsterlover]

Granted, but each time you wish this you give up one of your five senses.

I wish I could make it stop raining at will

[Mother]

Granted, but each time you wish this you give up one of your five senses.

I wish I could make it stop raining at will

You can

but every time you make it stop raining you begin to urinate uncontrollably

I wish that I was invisible

[lethe]

You can

but every time you make it stop raining you begin to urinate uncontrollably

I wish that I was invisible

But your odor becomes so bad you can see it.

I wish for huge pectoral muscles.

[TiNi]

[ODrides]

You get huge pectoral muscles, but the resulting stretch marks fill you will shame so you become a top-heavy hermit.

I wish I was the drummer for Aerosmith.  (What could possibly go wrong?)

[oldschoollion]

I wish I was the drummer for Aerosmith.  (What could possibly go wrong?)

granted, but steven tyler goes off the wagon and spikes his drink that you mistake as your own and you od

i wish i win the next 100 mil+ powerball

[Grampa]

you win.... but the giant powerball become disslodged and falls.... crushing your sister and her poodle.

I wish a had and endless supply of gummi bears

[ODrides]

Granted!  But during the hottest summer on record it comes with an endless supply of ants.  OR... Congratulations on the diabetic coma!

I wish to reconnect with my high school sweetheart.  (aaaaww)

[desmopr]

When you reconnect with her, she cheats on you with the then football captain.  I wish I could surf 4 days a week.

[Mother]

When you reconnect with her, she cheats on you with the then football captain.  I wish I could surf 4 days a week.

you can surf 4 days a week

in lava

I wish lethe was never born

[Drunken Monkey]

I wish lethe was never born

Lethe is magically transmogrified into an android, so technically he was "made" not born. He is identical in all respects, except now he no longer needs sleep and can annoy you 24/7. Also, he's is programmed to kill you.

I wish I could jump back to any point in my life and relive it. Then jump back to the present like nothing had ever happened.

[x136]

Granted, but you have no control over what point of your life you return to or for how long. You end up living your life in completely random order.

I wish I could submit this as an entirely original idea for a television show, and live off the royalties.

[Mother]

Granted, but you have no control over what point of your life you return to or for how long. You end up living your life in completely random order.

I wish I could submit this as an entirely original idea for a television show, and live off the royalties.

and you do

during such time, you develop a coke habit and fetish for the infirm as sexual partners

I wish i was a dog

[Drunken Monkey]

I wish i was a dog

You are Chihuahua named Pedro. You have a nasty skin disease and are completely blind.
Also, you are fixed.

I wish my kids could get a great, free education.