Stupidest text message mistakes you have made.

[needtorque]

So I have an iphone. For those that have used them I am sure you know that they are not exactly made for fat fingers.  I was sending a text to my wife and I clicked her name from the recent text list. Then typed in, "give me a call when you get a sec sexy lady."  then I hit send.  While an iphone is sending you cannot see the name of the recipient.  When sending is complete I see the name at the top and needless to say it is not my wifes name but the name of a female co-worker.  You know that feeling you get when you are low in a corner and you feel the ass of the bike begin to slide out from under you.  Make that feeling *1,000 and you have what I felt when I saw the wrong name.  Now I am awaiting my wife to call me so I can "confess" my idiocy and hope to God she does not get pissed at me.

[Ducatamount]

Freudian slip? 

[ducatiz]

Dude, just follow up with an apology and say "That was for my wife" and you'll get newfound admiration.

[Slide Panda]

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/

[needtorque]

I apologized immediately, that was a given, and while I was embarrassed about who I sent it to, I am more concerned with how wifey will react.  After nearly 13 years of marriage one thing I know is I have a jealous wife.

[hbliam]

I apologized immediately, that was a given, and while I was embarrassed about who I sent it to, I am more concerned with how wifey will react.  After nearly 13 years of marriage one thing I know is I have a jealous wife.

Sorry brother.. but after 13 years of marriage if you get stressed out over that you guys have bigger problems then a stray text. Unless you have given her a reason not to trust you.

[needtorque]

No not at all lol. Faithful as an old dog. Infidelity is not my bag baby.

[Goat_Herder]

I can't say that I have sent any but I have received one that almost gave me an heart attack.

I got a text from the Wife and it reads "Just had an ultrasound this morning.  We are having a baby!".  A thousand different thoughts went thru my head as I finished reading it.  I was happy, worried, joyful, all the emotions all at once... 

I called the Wife right away.  I told her that I saw the text and asked how she felt.  She was like "yah, it's good.  I am happy".  She doesn't sound too enthusiastic, which is really odd.  After talking some more, all of a sudden it dawned on me......  that text was a FORWARD!  On my stupid phone, it doesn't show whether it's from the sender or a forward.  The text was originally from a good friend of mine.   

A huge weight was immediately off my shoulder.  But I think deep down, I was a little disappointed.  (we've talking about having a second one but the Wife has been indecisive). 

[Rob Hilding]

I text a "Love You" to my wife, or so I thought......

I got a reply from a customer who sent " I love you too, Rob- but where is my shipment"

We had a good laugh over it......

[Monsterlover]

I never made a mistake text.

I always-

ALWAYS

double check the recipient before I send.  Same with email.

[Rameses]

This one was from an old roommate of mine...

A girl he knew texted him with "hey, what're you doing later this afternoon?"

He responded, using the Swype entry method on his new droid with "I'll be at Bub's all afternoon.  Stop by and see me, I'll be bartending."

Much to his chagrin, he soon realized that "bartending" isn't in the Swype dictionary and it had changed his text to read "I'll be at Bub's all afternoon.  Stop by and see me, I'll be masturbating."

[DRKWNG]

Waiting for Roger to show up...

[hbliam]

My friend, a cop at another agency, was talking to a few guys in the locker room about cameras. Several of them had young families and were comparing notes on which cameras to use. His partner of several years had been acting jealous of my friends success, family, financial, new home, etc. His partner sent a text to his wife pregnant doging about "all the bragging about cameras, boats, etc." Mid conversation my friend gets a text. Yep, the one his partner meant to send to his wife. My friend didn't say anything but within a couple weeks he had a new partner.

[AdmiralKit]

I've had more than a few people inquire as to what a clusterduck is.

[cokey]

Needtorque, should have waited for the reply before you apologize.  Could have been funny..