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Started by sno_duc, October 02, 2012, 03:59:35 PM

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sno_duc

October 02, 2012, 03:59:35 PM Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 04:01:09 PM by sno_duc
Saw this on another forum.
The rules are simple. Come up with a 3 item shopping list that would make the cashier and fellow shoppers go  :o.

example.

Rat trap
Soy Sauce
Wok



Given that this is the DMF, bonus points if bacon (real bacon not that stuff that certain members like) is one of the items.
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#1
October 02, 2012, 04:08:34 PM
spermicide
hotwheels tracks
flashlight
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#2
October 02, 2012, 04:13:13 PM
Spatula
Whipped cream
Tool belt
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sno_duc

#3
October 02, 2012, 04:32:37 PM
Plastic tarp
Wesson oil
Vitamin E
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He Man

#4
October 02, 2012, 04:40:36 PM
Penis Pump
Orange hunter camo
tranquilizer darts

im assuming they sell those kinda things.
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#5
October 02, 2012, 04:57:54 PM
Plstic pouch/bag
KY Gel
Gerbil

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He Man

#6
October 02, 2012, 05:01:17 PM
OK i know they dont sell gerbils at walmart!!!
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mitt

#7
October 02, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
Quote from: He Man on October 02, 2012, 05:01:17 PM
OK i know they dont sell gerbils at walmart!!!

They sell goldfish

kopfjäger

#8
October 02, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
Quote from: mitt on October 02, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
They sell goldfish

Goldfish
Blender
Mayonnaise
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October 02, 2012, 07:28:03 PM
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#10
October 02, 2012, 07:28:59 PM
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ducatiz

#11
October 02, 2012, 07:31:48 PM
10 pack of panties
overcoat
hand lotion
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kopfjäger

#12
October 02, 2012, 07:47:37 PM
Cat food
Rat traps
Hammer
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#13
October 02, 2012, 07:55:46 PM
Camo suit
Cat food
Flare gun
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RAT900

#14
October 02, 2012, 09:28:12 PM
Corn on the cob

K-Y Jelly  (not the store brand generic)

Moist towelette wipes


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