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Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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ducpainter

#45
October 05, 2012, 04:38:03 AM
Yeah Gerry...time for a break. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


RAT900

#46
October 05, 2012, 04:46:41 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 05, 2012, 04:38:03 AM
Yeah Gerry...time for a break. [laugh]

packing the car tomorrow...

it will take me at least a week to scrape the "NY" off me when I get there...

been back up here since early August way too long
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#47
October 05, 2012, 05:01:44 AM
Back on topic...

People that take Facebook conversations all over the net and expect everyone to follow.

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#48
October 05, 2012, 05:06:01 AM
Companies that design a major new product without taking into account what made past products successful and then slowly evolving the resulting piece of shit over the next few years into what it should of been to begin with, a modern take on the almost 20 year old (and still almost valid today) past success.


But I'm not bitter
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cokey

#49
October 05, 2012, 05:59:50 AM
When you've looked at the menu for 3 seconds.  person taking your order keeps saying may I help you when you have no clue what you want...
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

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About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

freeclimbmtb

#50
October 05, 2012, 06:13:50 AM
Quote from: cokey on October 04, 2012, 02:47:43 PM
When the tip hits toilet water...

[puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke]



A buddy posted this as his facebook status...so of course I commented "The ultimate way to never get dome again."
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CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

zooom

#51
October 05, 2012, 06:29:17 AM
people that walk their dogs and let them shit everywhere but don't exercise the common decentcy( nevermind there is a public ordinance that states it is illegal to not do so ) to pick up your dog's poop so that people walking to their cars on their way to work don't step in it.
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freeclimbmtb

#52
October 05, 2012, 06:35:42 AM Last Edit: October 05, 2012, 06:40:20 AM by freeclimbmtb
Merging. (normal lane drop...not merging onto a highway from a ramp)


1 car from the left, then 1 car from the right.  If your in the left lane you do NOT ride the guy in front of you's ass to block the guy on the right from getting in.  And dont try this "left lane has right of way" crap...your DUMB. Or better still when they do it looking straight ahead pretending not to see you till you lay on the horn leaning out the window staring at them and then there all like "Woah! I didnt even see you there! You almost hit me!"

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   [bang] [bang] [bang]
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

freeclimbmtb

#53
October 05, 2012, 06:39:48 AM
Sorry to double post...had this one a week or so ago.


Im getting ready to move from the straight lane to the left turn lane.  I look in my mirror and see a Street triple about 5 car legnths back.  Being a biker myself, im extra cautious.  I put my blinker on, let it flash 2 or 3 times before starting to edge over.  I see the headlight lift as the guy gets on it...I edge a little more, now barely over the line....headlight dives as hes a car legnth back...so i shut my blinker off and wait...he flys buy shaking his head at me...so then i proceed to move over after hes past. 

Im sorry, but that was a douche move.  He deliberately got on it when he saw I wanted over, then tried to make me look like the bad guy.
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

MendoDave

#54
October 05, 2012, 06:47:56 AM
I was driving down a street with three lanes going in the same direction. I'm in the Far right lane. Chick in the middle lane is behind and to my left. The lane I'm in starts to merge. She closes the gap as we get closer but shes still on my rear quarter. I put on the turn signal and move over. She closes gap a little more. Not wanting to be run off into the parked cars coming up I continue to move over. She gets all irate and starts honking the horn.

I figure that's her problem.

RAT900

#55
October 05, 2012, 07:06:37 AM
feed ramp on to a stop-and-go traffic highway.....

guy on the feed ramp behind you jumps into the first open gap in traffic before it reaches you and tries to close you off from getting on

not a good move with a trip-wire like me....I will roll down the window and tell them to hit me as I move in

This is an insult to the Pez community

Randimus Maximus

#56
October 05, 2012, 07:20:44 AM
IZ

ducpainter

#57
October 05, 2012, 07:30:13 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on October 05, 2012, 07:06:37 AM
feed ramp on to a stop-and-go traffic highway.....

guy on the feed ramp behind you jumps into the first open gap in traffic before it reaches you and tries to close you off from getting on

not a good move with a trip-wire like me....I will roll down the window and tell them to hit me as I move in


The guy on the highway that pulls out from behind you in a line of cars traveling at 80 into the right lane to rush ahead to the first car in the right lane...going the limit

thinking you'll let him in front of you.

I don't think so Scooter... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Grampa

#58
October 05, 2012, 07:51:21 AM
Minnie Riperton
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

spolic

#59
October 05, 2012, 08:51:13 AM
The gap in Ernest Borgnine's teeth.




Yeah, I know he's passed.
He man, where are all the ads?
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