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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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sofadriver

#180
November 05, 2012, 05:25:32 AM
when i go to put on freshly washed jeans and the zipper is all the way down and i can't get the little handle thingie out
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zooom

#181
November 05, 2012, 05:42:00 AM
I hate it that we dwell in the negative more frequently than the positive...proof being how many pages there are in this thread versus how many there are in the little things in life that make you happy/smile thread
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Monsterlover

#182
November 05, 2012, 06:43:59 AM
Sad thread had a head start on happy thread
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jaxduc

#183
November 05, 2012, 08:12:15 AM
Quote from: zooom on November 05, 2012, 05:42:00 AM
I hate...dwell...negative more frequently than the positive...

So.... One of the "little things in life that irritate you" is that more people have small things that irritate them more than things that make them happy?

such is human nature.
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Speedbag

#184
November 05, 2012, 09:50:36 AM
Political commercials.
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freeclimbmtb

#185
November 05, 2012, 10:34:13 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 05, 2012, 09:50:36 AM
Political commercials.

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duccarlos

#186
November 05, 2012, 12:52:06 PM
Not being able to open the "Walking Dead" thread until Tuesday night after they play the new episode down here.
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Mulletbiker

#187
November 05, 2012, 01:36:00 PM
When you see "new" on the DMF joke thread and click to read something funny that will make you laugh and brighten a crappy day and the only new post is " [laugh] "
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Ducatamount

#188
November 05, 2012, 01:50:48 PM
 [laugh]
half fast

Monsterlover

#189
November 05, 2012, 07:31:48 PM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

jaxduc

#190
November 05, 2012, 08:04:07 PM
 [laugh]
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Scooter Montgomery

#191
November 07, 2012, 06:02:33 AM
Having to fart while on the treadmill at the gym when a cute girl is next to me.
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zooom

#192
November 07, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on November 07, 2012, 06:02:33 AM
Having to fart while on the treadmill at the gym when a cute girl is next to me.

I guess it would depend on the sound level and the smell...a quiet squeaker with no smell could be concealed by a simple dragging of your shoes by low lift across the treadmill belt...whereas a rip your ass open with death cloud of green smell could be game over for everyone in sound radius
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zooom

#193
November 07, 2012, 06:18:27 AM
Quote from: zooom on November 07, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
I guess it would depend on the sound level and the smell...a quiet squeaker with no smell could be concealed by a simple dragging of your shoes by low lift across the treadmill belt...whereas a rip your ass open with death cloud of green smell could be game over for everyone in sound radius

alternately...what if said cute girl rips one off while next to you?
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Mulletbiker

#194
November 07, 2012, 06:34:21 AM
Quote from: zooom on November 07, 2012, 06:18:27 AM
...what if said cute girl on the treadmill rips one off while next to you?

Will she take off ?    [laugh]
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