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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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#315
December 17, 2012, 05:38:14 PM
Quote from: muskrat on December 17, 2012, 03:20:27 PM
Late flights and missed connections.   [thumbsdown]

In the past, these have worked greatly to my benefit.  [thumbsup]
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#316
December 17, 2012, 05:46:45 PM
It normally does for me but every flight for two days is oversold.  I will get a seat regardless because they are going to bump someone for me.  [evil]. Sometimes it pays to have status
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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#317
December 17, 2012, 08:47:37 PM
When my wife talks to me like I'm ten.
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#318
December 17, 2012, 10:31:30 PM
When people post things that make me want to make obvious jokes at their expense, but because I'm a decent human being, I refrain.
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Speeddog

#319
December 18, 2012, 09:15:03 PM
People on the car and moto build shows on TV who use all sorts of power tools and yet don't wear eye protection.
[roll]
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#320
December 18, 2012, 09:21:20 PM
People that leave more then a car length between them and the vehicle in front of them while stopped on city streets.
Whats up with that?

rgramjet

#321
December 19, 2012, 02:15:38 AM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on December 18, 2012, 09:21:20 PM
People that leave more then a car length between them and the vehicle in front of them while stopped on city streets.
Whats up with that?

+1!  Add to that the pick up lane at my kids school.  Every day, 12 cars where 20 could be.  The rest, blocking the street waiting to pull in. grrrr
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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freeclimbmtb

#322
December 19, 2012, 03:51:14 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on December 18, 2012, 09:15:03 PM
People on the car and moto build shows on TV who use all sorts of power tools and yet don't wear eye protection.
[roll]


That doesnt bother me (because im young and stupid most likely) but I have noticed it...

What gets me is how they never break bolts...
"Yeah we picked this 85 chevy 3/4 ton up from a junk yard and were just gonna throw on a lift kit and some new gears, should take about 9 hours"

*enter full service shop and perfect work flow with no stopages*
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spolic

#323
December 19, 2012, 07:56:02 AM
People who pull a Derby.   ;)

From page 3

Quote from: spolic on October 04, 2012, 03:13:21 PM
People who leave one car length between them and the car in front of them at a stop light.

He man, where are all the ads?

LMT

#324
December 19, 2012, 08:28:08 AM
Quote from: spolic on December 19, 2012, 07:56:02 AM
People who pull a Derby.   ;)

From page 3

The above irritates me!

Ducatamount

#325
December 19, 2012, 09:41:47 AM
half fast

ungeheuer

#326
December 22, 2012, 10:11:45 PM
..that whilst carrying out some repetitive and/or mundane activity I silently count to myself..

eg:

hanging out laundry... "sock #7, 8,9.............."
stacking firewood... "log28, log29, log30............."

..... when I catch myself engaging in this meaningless and annoying tally I instruct my brain to drop it.









......."log96, log97, log98..........."


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#327
December 23, 2012, 06:32:11 AM
^     I do this.   [bang]
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MendoDave

#328
December 23, 2012, 06:48:28 AM
Very interseting. I thought that was only in cartoons people did that.

Well some times i jurt blurt out my dogs name under my breath. Dont know why...i wish i wouldnt do that.

rgramjet

#329
December 23, 2012, 07:24:22 AM
Whats your dogs name?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!
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