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The little things in life (that irritate you)

Started by freeclimbmtb, October 04, 2012, 08:49:03 AM

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brimo

Schedulers that plan work for six when there's only three on shift. (and they knew it well in advance)
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

MendoDave

Reading Chinese words in English and finding out that the words should be spelled much differently than the are.

Grappa

Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

freeclimbmtb

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zooom

Quote from: Grappa on January 16, 2013, 12:36:38 AM
Cigarette butts.

in general...or just when they come flying out of a vehicle in front of you lit in an attempt to make contact with you?
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MendoDave

Quote from: zooom on January 16, 2013, 06:16:41 AM
in general...or just when they come flying out of a vehicle in front of you lit in an attempt to make contact with you?

Not just limited to that at least not for me.

Stella

Knocking over 18oz of hot coffee lovingly doctored up with Ghirardelli Double Chocolate cocoa mix.

All over the air-dried pots and pans from the night before drying on light colored towels.

And all over the floor.

And inside a closed cupboard.

And inside the toaster in the closed cupboard (can I see this in slo-mo from a tiny camera in the cupboard somehow?).


[roll]

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

JoeP

I hate the way French words have too many letters that you don't even pronounce. Very wasteful.  :(

MendoDave

Quote from: JoeP on January 16, 2013, 08:51:44 AM
I hate the way French words have too many letters that you don't even pronounce. Very wasteful.  :(

I think so too. If its silent and therefore not used, then it serves no purpose.

spolic

Quote from: Mendo Dave on January 16, 2013, 06:22:12 AM
Not just limited to that at least not for me.

not paying attention walking up to my car, I've stepped on a still buring butt getting it stuck to the bottom of my shoe bringing that stinking thing into my car.


Goodbye or I'm leaving threads

He man, where are all the ads?

Bick

People who can't flush a toilet.

Shiny chrome lever on the tank.  Push down.  It's not that difficult. [bang]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Desert Dust

Being forced to work harder for the same money  [thumbsdown] [bang]
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rgramjet

Shop foreman/cabinetmaker who walks because he thinks that 25% of each job is not enough.  Greedy muther f-ers piss me off.

Also, cigatette butts, especially the ones I light!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!