The little things in life (that irritate you)

[nickshelby500kr]

   

   People who don't scold Their Kids in public,  or at all.

That drives me up the wall, going to target and little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum and mommy is just yapping away on her phone.

[LowThudd]

Worse than that when there are 5 little Jills and Johnnys running in all directions, systematically disassembling the store piece by piece. 

[herm]

I had EVERY other drill bit,...besides the one i needed. It being too early in the day to call the project off and start drinking, I trekked out to the local hardware store, and returned triumphant with an 11/64 bit (which i KNOW i have one of.....somewhere.)

halfway through,....the frigging thing breaks!!!

at least it wasn't too late to start drinking anymore....

[rgramjet]

That drives me up the wall, going to target and little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum and mommy is just yapping away on her phone.

Picture an entire elementary school basketball game devoid of any noise, other than an 8 year old player throwing a tantrum directed at the ref and his "bad call".  The kid was screaming, red faced, swinging and kicking at the ref.........only other sound in the room as people looked on horrified, was his mom.  100% detached, having a conversation with another mom while the rest of the entire room was shut down.

Kid, banned from basketball.  Mom, a friggin idiot with many a similar anecdote with her 3 sons.

Scary.

[MendoDave]

One in the same.

This?

[ZLTFUL]

Open mouthed potato chip chewers.
The kind you can hear clearly from 45-50 feet away in an office environment with a white noise generator.

Yup...pretty sure an icepick in the throat or a computer monitor to the head should be their penance... 

[jaxduc]

an icepick in the throat

So you're saying you keep an icepick in your desk drawer?

[nickshelby500kr]

I'm sure it's been said before but, ignorant careless drivers.

Cruising to work this morning and I'm in the far right lane on a 6 lane road (7 if you count the turn lanes) and some idiot in a mini van from the shopping center on the eastbound side goes full speed ahead to turn left and go westbound. Mind you I'm in the left lane and I'm like oh don't come into my lane, and sure as hell I'm on the brakes and on the horn because he is pushing into my lane. Mind you not another car behind me or in the other 2 lanes. 

He does the "hands over his shoulder shrug" like what did i do? So I clicked it down a gear and gave him the finger as I rode past.

[Stella]

That hangy down thing behind your two front teeth after you take a bite of too hot pizza. 

[Grampa]

( insert joke about hangy down thing here)

[Stella]

   You get back to your math equations mister.

[zooom]

( insert joke about hangy down thing here)

why not add a visual aid to go with said joke? -> http://www.trucknutz.com/

[Speeddog]

There isn't a Smartphone app for translating Venutian into Martian.
I'd pay good money for one.
If it translated the other way, I'd pay double.
Maybe even triple.

[jaxduc]

When the newer better version of the one I have comes out and I start to want the newer one. (the new monster)

[Desert Dust]

My H.M.O.