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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

Cute, but not enough bacon to make it worth my while... ;)




  [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

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teddy037.3

so... this is somewhat bacon related. I think. possibly?

I was eating crackers the other day, and thought about how much I love cheese. which led to me thinking about how cows are the greatest of all time.  don't get me wrong, I love all things pork, but if I had a gun to my head, I'd have to say that I love cheese more than I love bacon. granted, cheese also comes from sheep/goats, but cows taste better, in addition to their dairy contribution.

the pork eater in me was at odds with this.  because pigs are one of the best animals out there... so I came to the conclusion that cows are superior because of milk.

how is this bacon related?  it made me start to wonder why nobody ever milked a pig... maybe pig cheese would be tasty, I don't know. it would certainly help tip the scales.

cokey

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Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

teddy037.3


Randimus Maximus

I'm guessing that pig milk/cheese/related pig dairy products probably wouldn't taste like bacon.

Your theory may be flawed, Teddy.

Monsterlover

Only one way to find out. Get yourself a pig and get at it ;D
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cokey

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

teddy037.3

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 28, 2012, 05:51:36 PM
I'm guessing that pig milk/cheese/related pig dairy products probably wouldn't taste like bacon.

Your theory may be flawed, Teddy.

I never thought it would be bacon cheese, but if pig cheese turned out to be a good thing, it may supplant cows as the superior food... maker...? provider?

I only posted this in the bacon thd because the thought started at cheese vs. bacon

Monsterlover

I could do without Bacon.

I could not live without cheese. 
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**