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The ORIGINAL Bacon thread & ALL things bacon-related!!!

Started by IZ, May 06, 2008, 11:37:49 PM

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Quote from: Rotor Head on June 16, 2015, 06:24:44 PM
Pig in a blanket for dinner?

What sides are you having with it?
I'd go with sweet potatoes,  baked potatoes and salad >
Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620


Beer-Candied Bacon

1 pound thick-sliced bacon
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup beer

Preheat your oven to 400 degrees. Line a baking sheet with foil, and place the bacon on the baking sheet. Bake the bacon for 10 minutes, while you mix the brown sugar and beer together.
After the bacon has cooked for about 10 minutes, take it out of the oven. Brush with the beer glaze on both sides, then return to the oven for another 10 minutes. Repeat as many times as it takes for the bacon to crisp up. Cool for an hour before serving.
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620



Gnocchi-Bacon Grilled Cheese

Ingredients:
8 slices bacon, cooked
4 crusty rolls, sliced lengthwise, toasted and insides buttered
1/2 cup butter, divided
1 pound gnocchi, dry
1 cup shredded Gruyere cheese
1 cup Pecorino-Romano cheese

Directions:
Cook bacon over medium heat until crispy. Set aside.
Slice rolls lengthwise and toast in toaster oven or oven until slightly brown, butter the insides.
Cook gnocchi according to package directions. When they are done place them directly into a hot, nonstick skillet with a couple Tablespoons of butter. Brown the gnocchi until crispy. Keep warm.
Build each sandwich by scooping out some of the bread of the top and bottom of the roll. Layer each sandwich starting with Pecorino-Romano cheese, browned gnocchi, 2 slices of bacon, more gnocchi and Gruyere cheese and top half of bread. Place each sandwich into nonstick skillet with more butter. If you cannot flip the sandwich, just use a kitchen brush to brush on butter from the pan to the top and sides of bread.
Slice in half to serve.
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

Must read this listening to Metallica's Battery

Bacon Man 10 months ago
Lashing out the bacon, greasing the reaction
Weak are eggs and torn away
Hypnotizing pancakes, spreading all that butter.
Bacon and eggs is here to stay

Cooking through the boundaries
Mealtime has found me
Cannot eat the Bacon and eggs
Pounding out cheeseburgers
Turns into a sausage
Cannot eat the bacon and eggs

Cannot fry the meat
Bacon and eggs is found in me

Bacon and eggs

Crushing all the egsshells, mashing non-eaters
Never ending rinds
Hungry bacon seeker, feeding off the weaker
Breakfast on insanity

Smashing through the muffins
Mealtime  has found me
Cannot  eat the bacon and eggs
Pounding out cheese burgers
Turns into a sausage
Cannot eat the Bacon and eggs

Cannot fry the meat
Baconery is found in me

Bacon and eggs

Ovens of Destruction,cook comes crushing
Powerhouse of eatery
Whipping up a fury, Dominating Mcflurry
We create the Bacon and eggs

Smashing through the muffins
mealtime has found me
Cannot eat the Bacon and eggs
Pounding out cheeseburgers
Turns into a sausage
Cannot eat the bacon and eggs

Cannot  fry  the meat
Baconery is found in me

Bacon and eggs.
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620



Bacon wrapped kielbasa filled with brown sugar and chili powder
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

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